You a female? What it do what it does what it be like?

Baby come back

Time to get deep.

My girl is pregnant. I need to hit the lotto.

Congrats?

Word. I'm down with it. Not worried on being young cause that way when kids old enough to do stuff with I'll be able to join and enjoy. Not gonna be one of those old associated dads that just sit and watch.

Ya my girl said she'd been feeling funny and her tit were sore, like I couldn't even suck them nips like I do. So she took a test yesterday and it was a real light positive. Well she took one today and it popped up quick and bright as fuck.

I just hope it makes it past the whatever trimester cause I know miscarriages can happen within the first how ever many months and I just hope it's healthy and good.

Also a boy please.

Good luck man, it's pretty rewarding most of the time. Some times you just want to scream and run away so you can get some space to yourself, but most of the time it's decent.

Just got a raise at work and made mon -fri so I'm happy

Wait until her sense of smell gets hyper active. My wife claimed I stunk the whole first pregnancy and this morning she asked if I had been eating garlic, which I had YESTERDAY.

her tits are already bigger its crazy. They feel firmer almost like what I'd imagine fake tits to feel.

Going to the doctor to see what's up with the kid. Can't wait to see what the doctor says, I'm really nervous but excited and pretty sure everything will look OK.

Good luck man, it's fun to see the baby moving the first time, shit gets real when you see it. If they do 3d imaging, hold off a bit, we had it done on the first sonogram of my first kid, and she looked like an Alien.

Ya not sure if it's 3d or not but I heard you can find the sex at 3 months with 3d which would be pretty sweet.

Uusually they do a sonogram at 18ish weeks and they tell you the sex. I was amazed at how many people asked me what the sex was, I guess the whole 18 weeks thing isn't common knowledge. They can do a blood test on your woman and tell you what the sex is from the hormones she has going on, but it's expensive.

We're going back on may 17th and they can tell us the sex apparently, also gonna test chromosomes to make sure there's no signs of down syndrome. They said everything looked good and it had a solid heartbeat of 150 bpm. Stoked.

Man. Trying to move again. Maybe in September to California again. I can't handle this colorado nonsense.

What's wrong with Colorado?

No ocean. Too cold, live in white trashville and just don't care for it.

I talked to my mom and she's willing to cosign on a loan for me to buy a house. The loan will be about 30 grand, which is what people take out for student loans which I don't need since I'm not going to school. My job is good enough to pay mortgage so I'm looking into that.

Yeah, Jab. The milk sacks will be getting bigger and bigger which in terms means the tits will. It's awesome! Hope they shrink back normal like my girls did. She has 0 stretch marks and just a lil sag at the top of the tits but they're still firm. And make sure you compliment the shit out of her post pregnancy and don't even let her think you're looking at reddit/tumblr or EVERY women will be hotter than her, iho. Just a tip!

Ya I always tell her she's sexy and all that stuff. I mean it to its not just to make her feel good so it's cool. She's only showing a bit now and hopefully won't get stretch marks too bad, or at all. We'll see tho, she's cool and doesn't trip over dumb shit except for last night she did and I wanted to strangle her.

The hormones are actually the worst the three months after birth, so that's when you have to handle her with kid gloves. If she breast feeds the tits will be bigger for however long she breast feeds. My wife's tits haven't gained any sag from breast feeding so score!

shes been a pretty big bitch yesterday and now today. whatever. i love her, right?

Tell her if she doesn't stop bitchin'
You're going to leave the kitchen