will only post in here while stoned. deep thoughts by jack handy type shit. word

I'll post in here come May 15th.
:'(

Miss that sweet leaf...

wat

Probation got a stoner on temporary retirement.

i think the cat in the hat was a pederast(8 year olds, dude)those books always seemed off to me. dunno. watched the cartoon today, and i remembered all that weird shit. pretty sure he molests those kids. grown ass man cat.

Hes hot something in that hat.

im pretty sure if i tried hard enough or for long enough i could make something move with my mind.

sometimes just to fuck with em, if a chick is very obviously checkin me out i'll act very gay or do my very gay voice if i talk to them, blow their fuckin minds. my brain is awesome.

I think of when you said women gonna women when im not here and I always laugh cause its so true

all they've been known to fuckin do

running in the cold made me want a menthol real bad. so i ran to the gas station and bought smokes. so on the run back i was smoking the whole time. my brain is awesome.

I took a hit of marijuana the other night and got too high to post here.

Whats its like to be famous ASP?

i'll let you know when im famous

What's it like to be infamous?






















































...on Facebook?

I liked ASP before the Nut riders

ME AND KOOLAID GO WAY BACK BRO

I GUESS I HAVE TO USE THIS FOR MY FACEBOOK NOW >: O

Dont let the Cheezy Duo post in this thread

FOH CHEEZY

im nostalgia'n hard, listening to this funky track off BMH soundtrack, wasnt the one i was trying to find but it will do ^_^

is this part of the forum private like the main or can unregistered members see it also?

Log out and check.

LOL yea ill do that


too much spice right meow, that aint happenin.

i am, however, about to put some ritz crackers in the toaster and see how that works out

i got my whip game proper so now i dont have to do Rocky style workouts whenever i need to buy something
RUNNING IN THE ICE AND SNOW SUCKS
i farted

toys are fun

I GOT A HOT DATE TONIGHT. PIC COMING

U JELLY?!

inb4 pic of right hand.
Just kidding.

Speaking of hot dates, I just told a chick I might be having a party on Friday and she was like "omg that sounds awesome, I haven't been to one of your parties in forever!" So I was like "cool, it'll be fun as always." And then she was like "well if that doesn't happen I was wondering if you'd go out dancing with me...?"
Anyway, she's pretty hot so the party's cancelled.

wat

Nothin'