There are very few things in this world that give me more satisfaction than ripping out large masses of nose hairs with my finger-tips.

Rip out _l_'s please, things are fucking legendary but repulsive.

I'd nut if I had nose hairs like that to rip out of my nose.

Only when im driving cause I gotta use that rearview.

I just made some Smoked Sausage, cut it up, threw it in a bowl and added cheese & Ranch dressing. It's Glutonously Delicious!

And it goes great with black coffee.

So great, I might even drink with the goal of vomitting tonight.

Oh wow, and I already have to shit all of this out, damn shame, I shoulda known this would happen tho...

I Just sliced my thumb open while I was threatening my best friend's life with a knife.

that'll show him

We hugged it out.

My friend wants to go to the titty bar tonight... I've got this flu so I'm thinkin' about going just to sneeze on strippers.

That's how I feel right now.

You feel like a statue? thats stiff

HA THATS SO FUNNY THE LAST TIME I HEARD SOMEONE SAY THAT I FELL OFF MY DINOSAUR CUZ I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

That statue has small nipples.

But a great skill of balacing babies.

http://dagobah.net/flash/nickelback.swf

I hate that band SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much

Me too, but that shit made me chuckle.

THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS BEGUN!!!!

My lady-friend's acting funny so I think I'ma tell her to just quit calling me er something.

Tell her to stop being stupid and get on yo dick

You think I didn't try that already? I dunno, we went into this thing with the agreement that we would keep feelings detached and now I think she's starting to get feelings and it's causing her to act really strange toward me and our whole arrangement.
Meanwhile, another challenger has appeared, and she seems actually down for such an arrangement.
So, I think it's time to tell #1 to just quit callin' and trade up for #2, who's also older and much more mellow.

Do it bro. Waiting will only make it worse.

But she orgasms like an epileptic monkey having a seizure. I'll miss that.

You'll get over it.

Yeah, probably.

Although...... epileptic monkey ..... pretty rare

in b4 i smush that

I didn't follow through... We got plans to get drunk and fuck tomorrow... vOv