75 fumpkin days...

I'm gonna visit Turdy one day

I can't wait.

74 days.
Might just hibernate in that time.

74 days until you shut the fuck up about the days

Word.
I just can't wait to get really fucking stoned again.
And slap on a fentanyl patch.
And drink anytime I feel like it.
And pop vicodin without a second thought.

I really want to too.

And leave state on a whim for an undetermined amount of time.

Life is what you make it fool
I dont wanna be up in my parents house all my life
because i wanna go out and explore
on some roadtrip nation shit
sorry to get all cheesy up in here

It's ok man, I was planning a cross-country roadtrip right before I got put on probation. And now, a year later I'll be able to do it.

Well if you come to Cali and need some guidance.

cali is a possibility for me in the next couple months actually. i dunno tho.

i wanna move to cali.

I might move to Portland indefinitely.

portland also is a possibility. just to visit, like cali, i aint movin to either, f that s.
but portland and cali have too much drugs/women of ill repute for me to not visit.

I was offered a couch to surf on there. Been planning on getting away from Indianapolis for a year or longer...

Turdy, when your probation is up you should still not smoke weed

Um... no.
Smoking weed has never done me wrong. It's the booze that always gets me in trouble. And when I can smoke weed I drink way less.

sorry for making baseless assumptions

73 days to make a basis for your assumptions.

You're gonna get loaded

My buddy has two plants growing just to give to me on the day I get off.

Why are you on probation?

Being a retard and driving at almost 3X the legal BAC limit...

Hahaha

72 more days ya asshole.

im lloyding that because i used to be a md 2020 maniac. ppl will preesh it!

Word to that. The fact that it says 1998 is even more relevant to my MD 20/20 phase.