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ITT: we make fun of ourselves
#91
Nobody knows who the fuck i am
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#92
I've never been in a fight either. Closest I ever came was in 6th grade. I rode the bus and everyday, my "friend" sat next to me. Scrawny black kid, and we were sorta friends. He ended up developing this habit of usin my shoulder as a punching bag and after some time (not sure if days or weeks), I eventually snapped and back-fisted him across the nose. He was like "Ow what the heck why you hit me". He cut it out after that.

I've wrestled plenty of times, and been legit knocked down and knocked loopy a couple times, but never any actual intention of harm was behind any of it. At least, I don't think there was. Smile

I like Furries. I myself do not have a "fursona" as it's called (as in, my own custom furry character), but I do enjoy the drawings and community. That sorta goes hand with me liking hentai (anime-style porn if you don't know).
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#93
I've only been in one fight and I posted the first 15 seconds of it on SFU
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(04-24-2014, 12:26 PM)prosinz Wrote: Nobody knows who the fuck i am


But bitchez like..WHOS HIS FRIEND?!
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I've been in a loooooot of fights. It was just always some I was very good at, but I almost never looked for a fight. Something about me always just made guys want to provoke me to it. Both my thumb knuckles constantly pop because of it. I hate the thought of fighting now, I just don't have all that aggression anymore.
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you're going to be okay, thats what's going to happen. everything's okay.
we're right here beside you, we won't let you slip away.
plan for tomorrow, cause we swear to you, you're going to be okay.
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(04-24-2014, 02:12 PM)Brulos Wrote:
(04-24-2014, 12:26 PM)prosinz Wrote: Nobody knows who the fuck i am

But bitchez like..WHOS HIS FRIEND?!


GOD DAMN
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#97
i have faked cumming more than once because it was taking forever

thank you condoms LOL
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I got suspended in high school for paying a kid a dollar to put rubbing alcohol/salt eye drops in his eye during lunch. It was a mace recipe from the anarchist's cookbook. He tilted his head back, put one drop in his eye, then jerked forward and slammed his face on the table and started screaming. His nose started bleeding, he ran over to the water fountain to try to wash it out, and everyone stared at me while I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. He had permanent damage in the eye he put it in, and I still don't feel bad about it. Later that year a friend told me he put dry ice in some Dr. Pepper and drank it.
(10-14-2016, 06:39 PM)jewgalo Wrote: Boooom... ^^ That guy fucks...

(10-18-2016, 03:54 PM)Tim Wrote: that guy is awesome

(10-18-2016, 11:29 AM)cowshoe Wrote: I'm so fucking gay for that guy.

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i think some of you dont understand what "make fun of ourselves" means...
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I'm a huge half faggot
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(04-24-2014, 02:54 PM)Turdy McSmutbags Wrote: i think some of you dont understand what "make fun of ourselves" means...


It's not as much of a "make fun of ourselves" thread anymore as it is a "give people ammo against you in future flame wars" thread.
(10-14-2016, 06:39 PM)jewgalo Wrote: Boooom... ^^ That guy fucks...

(10-18-2016, 03:54 PM)Tim Wrote: that guy is awesome

(10-18-2016, 11:29 AM)cowshoe Wrote: I'm so fucking gay for that guy.

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It is exactly what I intended it to be
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we're right here beside you, we won't let you slip away.
plan for tomorrow, cause we swear to you, you're going to be okay.
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Something Ive never shared online:

I have close to crippling OCD. It's pretty bad. But its an OCD that doesnt affect anyone around me. Everything has to be a certain way. I open all my cabinets and make sure everything is placed correctly in them at least three times a day. Thats just one of a thousand quirks.

It's only in my house, other peoples houses dont bother me at all. But at home I cant get comfortable unless I feel like everything is in order. I have a morning and a night ritual of cleaning/organizing.

I wash my feet in the bathtub multiple times a day. I dont know why. I cant get right if I dont. Only when Im at home though. If Im out all day it never crosses my mind.

I cant touch certain materials. Velvet, fleece, inside of sweat pants, corduroy, microfiber, etc etc. If I do I feel very uncomfortable and have to get my hands wet immediately.

It would take me all day to list all my quirks. But no one knows about them except for my girlfriends that Ive lived with. I dont let it affect anyone else.


Im very big on organization, a place for everything and everything in its place. I like order and schedules. My ideal world would be a very scary fascist society.

I hate when people say they have insomnia. They just like to stay up late on weekends. I sleep 4 hours a day and have since as far back as I can remember. I think the ocd is a side effect of the insomnia. My dad and grandma are the same way.


The first thing I jerked off to completion was a 3 second scene in Pumpkinhead 2 Blood Wings and it was Linnea Quigley riding a big fat hairy redneck. I rewound the tape over and over for hours just to see the same 3 second scene.
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First sexual experience was with my best friend Amanda, at 7years old, she was 9 We would kiss, and grind. Then one day we used the remote to put between our legs and grind. This continued till 10 then we figured out rubbing clits felt good, continued that till 14

I've farted during sex, and barfed while giving head :/

From 2007 after a surgery to 2012 everything I ate came right out one way or another

I've earned my red wings (unintentionally) yuck

Great thread asp
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Im half Mexican. You just cant tell. My grandma was an illegal until about three years ago. Most of my family is straight up beaners from Mexico and Arizona. My grandmas side is all white euro Mormon mexicans from Chihuahua.
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I fell asleep eating a girl out once.
(03-17-2016, 02:01 PM)Wiggz Wrote: Jimmy King had a broken back and was paralyzed but he hopped out of his wheelchair and whooped Kanyon in Memphis. Then Sting broke six bones in his neck with a bat and in two weeks he came back and ruled ass.

Jimmy King > Sting


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i open mouth kissed a horse once
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I hope this thread never ends
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you're going to be okay, thats what's going to happen. everything's okay.
we're right here beside you, we won't let you slip away.
plan for tomorrow, cause we swear to you, you're going to be okay.
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There's an anti-smoking commercial on Hulu that causes me to rage. Some moron filming his kid fishing, and pronouncing "bass" as "boss". I'm glad you died of smoking. Your kid is better off you hillbilly piece of shit.

Edit: Plus I'm pretty sure the fish the kid lands is a bluegill or other sun fish.
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(04-23-2014, 11:44 AM)ASP Wrote: I'll wear the same pair of jeans like a billion seperate times before I finally wash them again. My cue to wash them is usually when they actually start to smell like a fart themselves.


I'll wear the same pair of socks until they get crunchy. When it hurts to put them on, that's when it's time for a fresh pair.
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I get mad when people call me white.
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(04-24-2014, 05:25 PM)tehgiftofgab Wrote: i open mouth kissed a horse once



That was Sarah Jessica Parker, not a horse.
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Im physically and mentally unable to unwrap straws. Like when you get a drink from a fast food place, the straws have that paper around them. I try and it just mangles the paper, sometimes cracks the straw. I just turn into a full blown retard with those things.
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(04-24-2014, 06:02 PM)Wiggz Wrote:
(04-23-2014, 11:44 AM)ASP Wrote: I'll wear the same pair of jeans like a billion seperate times before I finally wash them again. My cue to wash them is usually when they actually start to smell like a fart themselves.

I'll wear the same pair of socks until they get crunchy. When it hurts to put them on, that's when it's time for a fresh pair.


See...no, could never. Jeans are the only thing I can do that with. Everything else has to be a new pair everyday. Especially socks
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you're going to be okay, thats what's going to happen. everything's okay.
we're right here beside you, we won't let you slip away.
plan for tomorrow, cause we swear to you, you're going to be okay.
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One time while I was having sex with a girl, she started yodelling while she was cumming. She dumped me because the next time we were getting ready to have sex, I stole one of my Dad's polka cassettes and played it before we got down to business.
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during a extremely drunken sexual encounter one christmas eve i vomited twice on a chick, but still finished. The next morning when i woke up she was caked in puke, i very carefully crawled out of the bed, grabbed my clothes and ran. Have never talked to her again
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(04-24-2014, 06:09 PM)Wiggz Wrote: Im physically and mentally unable to unwrap straws. Like when you get a drink from a fast food place, the straws have that paper around them. I try and it just mangles the paper, sometimes cracks the straw. I just turn into a full blown retard with those things.


I just use my mouth... take off the end and then blow the rest off. #yeshomo
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(04-24-2014, 02:13 PM)ASP Wrote: I've been in a loooooot of fights. It was just always some I was very good at, but I almost never looked for a fight. Something about me always just made guys want to provoke me to it. Both my thumb knuckles constantly pop because of it. I hate the thought of fighting now, I just don't have all that aggression anymore.

I'm the same way, been in plenty of fights but never started any of them. I just finish them, usually.
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(04-24-2014, 06:59 PM)CAGE Wrote:
(04-24-2014, 02:13 PM)ASP Wrote: I've been in a loooooot of fights. It was just always some I was very good at, but I almost never looked for a fight. Something about me always just made guys want to provoke me to it. Both my thumb knuckles constantly pop because of it. I hate the thought of fighting now, I just don't have all that aggression anymore.
I'm the same way, been in plenty of fights but never started any of them. I just finish them, usually.


I could understandbwhy people want to kick your ass. I dont believe youve ever stood on your feet and actually foight back, though.
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My girlfriend in 5th grade Natasha told me she was was moving and broke up with me. That summer I was at the pool and in walks the bitch. I walk up to her and am like what the fuck bitch I thought you moved. While were talking this dude Calvin walks up and gets in my face, he tells me they're dating. He starts cussing me, poking me in the shoulder, and then pushes me. I beat the dog shit out of him all over that pool, told her she picked a winner, and left.
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