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ITT: we make fun of ourselves
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Nah not yet.
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I think now would be lockbox time. The run is over
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you're going to be okay, thats what's going to happen. everything's okay.
we're right here beside you, we won't let you slip away.
plan for tomorrow, cause we swear to you, you're going to be okay.
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Dedicated to the butterfly
(03-17-2016, 02:01 PM)Wiggz Wrote: Jimmy King had a broken back and was paralyzed but he hopped out of his wheelchair and whooped Kanyon in Memphis. Then Sting broke six bones in his neck with a bat and in two weeks he came back and ruled ass.

Jimmy King > Sting


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i can't tell direction.

i don't know which way is north, south, east, or west when i'm standing somewhere.

the position of the sun doesn't help and i wouldn't even know what to do with a compass LOL

for all of that, its probably the reason why i watch dual survival...just in case i need some skills LOL
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i am very good at general direction shxt.
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in a post apocalyptic world, will you be my savior? Wink
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i will get you close enough to wherever you need to be.
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(05-03-2014, 02:39 AM)Wiggz Wrote: [Image: aubrey_plaza_masturbating.gif]


Goddamn I could watch this forever. I've had a huge celebrity crush on Aubrey Plaza since I started watching Parks and Rec a couple years ago. Haven't seen the movie from that gif though. Looked pretty dumb.


Also, if we're talking about direction and making fun of ourselves, I'm fucking terrible with directions. Street names, buildings, everything. I really hate driving unless I know exactly where I'm going. If there's any doubt as to where I'm supposed to go, I'm fucked.






EXTERMINATE
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This was an amazing read
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I watched the Connor the crusher video two times(gf loves wrestling and wanted to see it) nd legit cried hardcore both times.. I'd probably cry again if I watched it a third
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I feels ya
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(05-02-2014, 03:28 PM)WorkingClassHero Wrote: I sometimes feel Scarecrowe is a prime example of "when keeping it real goes wrong"... Both Peezy and him were on the same track many moons ago... both into rap music so much the decided to actually record some tracks... one decided to give up the "dream" and "grow up" and since then went on to do many great things... nice house... nice job... nice girl... no kids... the other kept that dream alive a little too long... lived in a tent... couldn't find a minimum wage job... all sorts of kids... living off baby momma that showed her snatch to his entire rap career "fan base"

There is a lesson to be learned here.... sometimes if you give up the dream you too can live significantly better than Twiztid ROFL

Edit : PS - This is just a playful poke... good to see you back Scarecrowe



This is so true tho. I can't stop laughing
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I cant hide my love of dick flowers anymore. I wish I could make a living from them. Just painting hard dicks poking out of flowers, all day long.
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KidEx Wrote:jae with glasses is like a vagina with hair, it may not look as good but it's still pretty fantastic.

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E=B

LOL, i just noticed that. nice.
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That little gem was actually suggested by someone.
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KidEx Wrote:jae with glasses is like a vagina with hair, it may not look as good but it's still pretty fantastic.

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i hope you keep it forever as your signature.
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Omaha just reminded me.. Three 6 Mafias when the smoke clears came out when I was 12, in the cd booklet/inserts there was a pic of Gangsta Boo with her tits out and like something blocking her nipples. I jerked off to that multiple times and then got the Dr Dre Chronic 2001 tour movie and jerked off to the "turn a hoe into a housewife" skit they show , everyday for a month. Id get dumb high in my bedroom with my corn cob pipe, put that bootlegged VHS copy on and jerk off endlessly
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Wanna know how I'm even more hardcore/bad ass, I did the same thing to the (i think it was the intro skit but don't feel like lookin it up /d-runk) the one track on sticky fingaz first solo cd, in like 8th grade if not earlier
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(05-06-2014, 10:28 PM)Lunadaniel Wrote: Omaha just reminded me.. Three 6 Mafias when the smoke clears came out when I was 12, in the cd booklet/inserts there was a pic of Gangsta Boo with her tits out and like something blocking her nipples. I jerked off to that multiple times and then got the Dr Dre Chronic 2001 tour movie and jerked off to the "turn a hoe into a housewife" skit they show , everyday for a month. Id get dumb high in my bedroom with my corn cob pipe, put that bootlegged VHS copy on and jerk off endlessly


I jerked off once or twice to the Lil' Kim "Hardcore" booklet when I was a kid. Those pre-internet-full-of-porn days were rough.
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even when the Internet came around, it was still pretty painful to jerk off to with 56k speeds. some pictures took FOREVER to load. i cant count the number of times i came to a woman's forehead.
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ROFL
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I was lucky, my age worked out with the timing of my family getting DSL when I started wanting to use the internet for porn.

My only problem was doing it in secret. Alone time was one thing - it was another to have my dad be an IT guy and know how to look at Internet history and see what I'd been doin. Had to figure out how to hide it Smile

Back then, I don't think there was such a thing as private browsing. I could delete history, but that was equally suspicious. So I ended up using this program that was meant for Starcraft, a program that ran in the background and allowed you to place a non-game playing account in a chat room. The purpose would be to make sure only that account had moderation privileges in that room, for example.

The program had a built in web browser and the history didn't show in Internet Explorer, so I was golden.
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My mom died when I was young and my dad was single for most of my childhood, so he had a pretty stellar porn collection (VHS style) so that was a boon for me before the internet.
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I always just stayed up late and watched Showtime movies that were boring as fuck but always had tits in them.
(10-14-2016, 06:39 PM)jewgalo Wrote: Boooom... ^^ That guy fucks...

(10-18-2016, 03:54 PM)Tim Wrote: that guy is awesome

(10-18-2016, 11:29 AM)cowshoe Wrote: I'm so fucking gay for that guy.

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we had the black box so it was spice channel and playboy channel for me. i used to record blocks of movies on vhs and use the tv and vcr in my room to jerk off LOL
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Kids these days don't know what it was to watch the same porn tape over and over and over and be HAPPY about it.
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I had a small collection of Playboys that I'd run through. One time when I was around 13 or so I visited my dad who lived in Walkertown, North Carolina and he had one of those old ass giant satellite dishes. I was channel surfing after they went to bed one night and discovered the Playboy Channel. I totally remember muttering "This is the life" after a jerk session.
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