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(06-09-2013 09:44 AM)Fro Wrote:  Let's relive some classic Clown cuts shall we:

Life at Risk (of diabeetus)
Miracles Whip
Too Fat to Jump Around
Chicken Nugget Huntin'
3 Onion Rings
Kung! Pow! Chicken!
I Ordered 5 mins Ago, Bring It On!
Pork Chops! Chops!
I Ate Everyone's Fryz
Ghetto Snack Zone
How Many Times can McDonalds F up My Order?
I Eat This (all the time)!
I Found a Burrito
A Lot of Sumthin' Sumthin'
Meatball Go Round
Nothings Left on My Plate
Sara Lee

This is the best post on the internet. Holy shit. ROFL

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No cotton candy and popsicles?

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no, because fat fuck j ate them all.
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Don't forget

"Nutter Butter Bitch Thang"
"Night of the 44oz Big Gulp"
"TERRIBLE TACOS"
"In My Room (Eating Lasanga)"

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What happened to the J that would let a faggot touch his balls for every chip he ate? Frown Shaggs needs to conduct an intervention!

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Hahahahaha, this reminds me of when i made a tracklist for the upcoming wish bone solo album


1.Look Into My Pies(Look Into My Eyes)
2.Fries Fries Fries(Die Die Die)
3.Gut Rott(Body Rott)
4.Thuggish Ruggish Scones(Thuggish Ruggish Bone)
5.Cheesin On Ah Come Up(Creepin On Ah Come Up)
6.Servin Tha Fries(Servin The Fiends)
7.Order My Steaks(Order My Steps)
8.Dont Waste My Grease(Dont waste my time)
9.Clog Up Your Arteries(Clog Up Your Mind)
10.Handle The Heart Attack(Handle The Vibe)
11.If I Could Eat The World(If I Could Teach The World)
12.Its All Mayo(Its All Real)
13.Whom Die They Fry(Whom Die They Lie)
14.Baste It(Blaze It)
15.Get Cha Grub On(Get Cha Thug On)
16.Fo The Love Of Bacon(Fo the love of money)
17.No Salads No Weight Losses(No Shorts,No Losses)

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(06-09-2013 03:43 PM)monacelli Wrote:  What happened to the J that would let a faggot touch his balls for every chip he ate? Frown Shaggs needs to conduct an intervention!

If it wasn't for Shaggy, his clothes would still be baggy. Shaggy needs to die.
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Holy shit I never seen so many men all emotional about another man being fat.

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(06-09-2013 12:13 PM)Peezy Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 09:44 AM)Fro Wrote:  Let's relive some classic Clown cuts shall we:

Life at Risk (of diabeetus)
Miracles Whip
Too Fat to Jump Around
Chicken Nugget Huntin'
3 Onion Rings
Kung! Pow! Chicken!
I Ordered 5 mins Ago, Bring It On!
Pork Chops! Chops!
I Ate Everyone's Fryz
Ghetto Snack Zone
How Many Times can McDonalds F up My Order?
I Eat This (all the time)!
I Found a Burrito
A Lot of Sumthin' Sumthin'
Meatball Go Round
Nothings Left on My Plate
Sara Lee

This is the best post on the internet. Holy shit. ROFL

Weird Al needs to get on this ASAP!

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(06-09-2013 06:14 PM)fattie420 Wrote:  Holy shit I never seen so many men all emotional about another man being fat.

I think we touched a nerve with the guy named fattie.


(06-09-2013 03:43 PM)monacelli Wrote:  What happened to the J that would let a faggot touch his balls for every chip he ate? Frown Shaggs needs to conduct an intervention!

That's kinda what makes this whole thing sorta sad. I read that book and man, he was SO proud at how he'd lost the weight and was so adamant that he was never going to let himself get like that again. It seemed like a huge, positive life change for him. Now he's just gotten even bigger than he's ever been.

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I hope JJ has a good inheritance coming to him.

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time to get back on the coke.

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whatever madrox is on.
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Maybe Madrox is on the Dolce diet.

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Fuck coke, do meth.

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not even close as far as him being fatter then ever peezy, go look at him in the born twiztid dvd.........HOLLLLLY FUCK

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He is bigger now

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Realistically recovering from knee surgery cant help, but he still needs to get that shit in check for sure

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he also wears stupid flashy shirts that fat guys shouldnt wear, when i met him in seattle 2 weeks ago he really didnt seem that super sized

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Never wear stripes if you're fat. Ever.

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(06-09-2013 10:56 PM)LizzyJae Wrote:  Never wear stripes if you're fat. Ever.

Exactly,it adds like 40 lbs

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(06-09-2013 04:46 PM)honey b Wrote:  
(06-09-2013 03:43 PM)monacelli Wrote:  What happened to the J that would let a faggot touch his balls for every chip he ate? Frown Shaggs needs to conduct an intervention!

If it wasn't for Shaggy, his clothes would still be baggy. Shaggy needs to die.

Holy LOL

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J looks super disabled in that pic. He's all like "dnaaaarp!".

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Did Madrox ever even say how he lost the weight? I seem to remember him mentioning in a recent song the chemo having his mind messed up
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(06-10-2013 07:53 AM)twiztid_420 Wrote:  Did Madrox ever even say how he lost the weight? I seem to remember him mentioning in a recent song the chemo having his mind messed up

Honestly he probably got that lap band surgery.

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No he didn't. He was told by his doctors he had to get healthier so he did it

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I'll just leave this here:

[Chubby J:]
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 triple whoppers for a 100 chicken nuggets
And I said I wouldn't trade 10 triple whoppers for 100,000 chicken nuggets
10 triple whoppers are pricy"

[Glaze Ya Fat Homie:]
I gots love for my homies, workers at Burger King
United we stand, eatin' Whoppers and some onion rings
Been to Curves, could have spent eternity there
All the bad shit I eat, I should still be there
Chubbalos can ya feel me, worldwide
Running with the skillet straight out my double-wide
Always got your back 'til the end screaming chubbalos
Eatin' twinkies, gettin' fat, bitch that's the way it go!

[Carbohydrate Child:]
So many people at McDonald's eat alone, hey
Not me, my food belongs to chubbalos, they
Keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick up the phone, order a pizza, hear 'em shout
Saying, "Pepperoni bitch, and a couple Double Downs"
KFC for life until we dead in the ground!
I give a shout to all the waiters and cooks who get it started
Gotta cover my nose because a chubbalo just farted

[Chorus:]
Mass murder makes me happy!
Big burgers make me happy!
Say what you will of me,
I always order my Big Mac with cheese!

[Fatty 2 Dope:]
6 individual nuggets fall from one plate
Try to eat them before they hit the floor and get swept away
Cause we ascend from the same grease, salt and carbs
Make your mind, chubbalo asses bound to drag cars
Whats yours is mine and what's mine is mine
I'll eat your food in front of your face, bitch, I do it all the time!
Any cows front a chubbalo or the skillet
They get cut the fuck up and a chubbalo will grill it

[Jamie Hamhocks:]
All my life I've been eating food all alone
I'm like a Burger King with no people, crown or throne
Come to think, I got a throne, it's porcelain and white
It's where I take whopper shits in the middle of the night
I'd really like to know cause I've been chilling in the dark
And this whole bathroom smells like a juggafart
And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except the staff at Captain D's and all the food they bring!

[Chorus]

[Marz Bar:]
Let me get yo ear Imma make myself clear!
Its the snack family chubbalos rightchere!
You can take away my apron! You can take away my grill!
But the recipes I got, they is good as fuck fo real!
Got a long ass line to the toilet! "Poop Poop!"
Chubbs on another level can you smell it? "Whoop Whoop!"
It's glistening and glazed and covered with cheese
And fuck y'all cause it's time for us to E-A-T!

[Anybody Grilla:]
If it wasn't for the chubbalos I don't know
We'd be robbin' Walgreens for some Twinkies and some Ho-Ho's
So I'm thankful for the fast food chains that still let me in
Since my ass is big as fuck, I can barely fit in
I can't explain all the power that my flatulence brings
Or the hair singeing stench that is always lingering
All I know it's where I'm eating 'cuz it's where I belong
Mustard stains on my wrists until I'm dead and gone!

[Chubby J:]
If it wasn't for Wendy's my shirt would still be baggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
We used to buy our own burgers at the stores
So Wendy's would think they was a hot seller, and serve us more
We built a team of same grillers with the same dream
But we couldn't make nachos because we were missing the sour cream
We finally realized we will always have the chubbalos
I'll never give another second to them skinny hoes!

[Chorus x3]

Bloated!!! Bloated!!! Bloated!!! Bloated!!!

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I find it amusing that J and Shaggy both wear the same size T-shirt.

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"If it wasn't for Shaggy, my shirt would still be baggy"

Apparently it was very much so for Shaggy in this case.

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