Before anyone jumps in with the accusations of me tooting my own horn, I just want to say that this was requested.

Ask me whatever you want. Only questions I won't answer are ones that require me to give out personal information or post pictures.

What does, "Jacob Sword" have to do with anything?

How come it reminds me of Jacobs Word?

Are you religious?

Y so secretive?

What's your favorite movie?

How old are you? Or is that too personal?

Where are you from?

Who are your favorite metal bands?

Do you like sports? If so, what kind?

How long have you been active on message boards?

What is a place that you like to eat that not many people know about and what do you usually like to order?

What is your take on cyber-bullying?

Outside of being online, what do you like to do for fun?

What is your impression of KBC compared to other forums that you may have visited or actively posted on?

If you could add/change one thing about KBC, what would it be and why?

Last and most obviously: What is it like to be "That guy"?



Important Note: I'm the one who requested this because I've always wanted to know That Guy. He's one of my favorite posters here and these threads are one of the only reasons I get out of the sports and wrestling forums.

What does, "Jacob Sword" have to do with anything?

One of the times me and Rawr were arguing back and forth, she called me Jacob and people thought it was my real name so I rolled with it. I put 'sword' on the end of it so it would be a full name, and a juggalo reference.

How come it reminds me of Jacobs Word?

Because that's what I was aiming for. That really wasn't that great of a song though, just throwing that out there.

Are you religious?

No, but not without any sort of experience with it. I was forced to go to church as a child and I felt how any other kid who's not completely brainwashed felt about it, it was boring as shit. My mom had an epiphany about ten years ago and started practicing some fucked up mix of buddhism and hinduism that makes a lot more sense than christianity ever did. I also took a few philosophy and religion classes in college a few years ago that opened my mind even further as far as this sort of thing goes. I won't say that what I believe is revolutionary or anything like that, but it's different from what the usual responses to this sort of question are.

Y so secretive?

Two main reasons:

- On the internet, it's your thoughts that count (or should, anyway). If everyone knows everything about you, they judge you and put you into either the "cool" or "not cool" group they've got in their head. I like to stay neutral.

- In case you haven't noticed, this board has quite the history of fucking with people's personal lives. I got 99 problems but a board ain't one.

What's your favorite movie?

I'm a sucker for movies based on organized crime, or crime in general really. I'll give you my top 5:

- Goodfellas
- Reservoir Dogs
- The Godfather
- Pulp Fiction
- The Warriors

How old are you? Or is that too personal?

I'll just say that I'm older than you, and younger than 30.

so you're either 22-29!

Are you planning on making one of these until the end of time?

Do you keep track of who you have and haven't made threads for?

Why is your username "That Guy"?

Do you ever think you're being a bit paranoid about the personal information thing? I mean, I can understand not giving out your full name, but what's wrong with a picture?

Do you like penises throbbing hard and big, or do you prefer them a bit more subdued and only partially erect?

Where are you from?

I was born in Illinois, but I've been on the west coast for 10 years now.

Who are your favorite metal bands?

The pioneers of the art.

- Black Sabbath
- Iron Maiden
- Judas Priest
- Megadeth
- Metallica
- Slayer
- Pantera

Do you like sports? If so, what kind?

I'm not a huge fan of sports, because while competent teamwork is a feat in itself, I think athletic ability should ultimately be decided on who's the best at kicking ass. Think about it; there is no life or death situation you could ever be in where you'd need to be able to move a ball from one place to another in order to save a life. On the other hand, there's plenty of situations where you'd need to kick an ass in order to save your life or someone else's.

How long have you been active on message boards?

SFU took my message board virginity back in 2005. Once in awhile I'll branch out to other boards that have a specific purpose (music production, piracy, whatever I may be interested in at the time), but I only apply myself here at KBC.

What is a place that you like to eat that not many people know about and what do you usually like to order?

Out of the million indian restaurants in my city, I gotta say that the India Grill is the best. I order chicken vindaloo, which is hands down the hottest fucking thing I've ever eaten in my life. It's the kind of burn that you still feel the next day.

What is your take on cyber-bullying?

I used to take part in it, but I've more or less grown out of it in recent years. I still like to watch it though. I guess it's similar to being a juggalo; you're balls deep in it for awhile, then you grow up and just watch it from a distance.

Outside of being online, what do you like to do for fun?

- Make music
- Play video games
- Drugs
- Walk /nopantera

What is your impression of KBC compared to other forums that you may have visited or actively posted on?

KBC is way more lax with its rules and regulations. It's both a blessing and a curse, really. On one hand you can say whatever you want, however you want and not get banned. On the other hand, you can be really fucking annoying and have everyone hate you and want you banned but the admins rarely do anything about it.

If you could add/change one thing about KBC, what would it be and why?

If I could, I'd make myself a mod and hand out a lot more temp bans to annoying douchebags. I'd instate a "three strikes" rule where if you get temp banned three times, it's permanent on the fourth.

Last and most obviously: What is it like to be "That guy"?

Sometimes you're cool, sometimes you're not. It's one of the only positions where you really can be whatever you want

Are you planning on making one of these until the end of time?

I'll keep making them as long as there are people to make them about, and people keep reading and participating in them.

Do you keep track of who you have and haven't made threads for?

Yes. Having a subforum full of them makes that really easy.

Why is your username "That Guy"?

Because I wanted to play a gimmick but didn't want it to be difficult at all. In any situation, there's someone who qualifies as "that guy". It could be that guy who drinks his face off and passes out an hour into the party, that guy who calls in a helicopter to break him out of prison, that guy who goes from being homeless to being a radio host in the matter of a few weeks, etc. It's usually a bad thing but when it's good, it's great.

Do you ever think you're being a bit paranoid about the personal information thing? I mean, I can understand not giving out your full name, but what's wrong with a picture?

Nope. Pictures can be linked to social networking sites, which have personal info along with a list of people you know all in one place. That's the holy grail for trolls.

Do you like penises throbbing hard and big, or do you prefer them a bit more subdued and only partially erect?

I like big hard throbbing cocks.

What's the funniest thing you've seen in a porn?

What has been your favorite GTK thread to date?

What kind of drugs do you do and are you ever worried about the long-term effects?

Who is your favorite action film actor and why?

What country have you always wanted to visit?

What is the best concert you have attended?

What show did you watch as a kid that you wish could be back on the air even if it was 1 day only?

Describe 1 regret that you have in life (hope this isn't too personal)

Who are your favorite posters?

Ever visit chi town? If so, where did you go/what did you do?

Favorite stand-up comic(s) & why?

Have you ever been bullied? If so, what did you retaliate?

Have you ever bullied anyone outside of the internet?

If you were at a bar and found a really attractive bitch, I mean perfect 10, and were able to take her home and do whatever you wanted, would it matter if she had both male and female body parts?

I noticed you like a lot of the older metal bands, any room in your list for new metal bands? If so, who?

Any fetishes?

What is your preferred category of porn?

Favorite porn star?

Favorite sexual position?

Oh and why isnt my god damned name in the "getting to know" forum?

Do you think this is a conspiracy against me?

What's the funniest thing you've seen in a porn?

There are plenty of gifs I could make reference to, but I always love it when a dude does or says something stupid and gets the shit slapped out of him for it

What has been your favorite GTK thread to date?

I really liked Lunadan's and Peachfuzz's, I actually feel like I know them better after reading theirs. Not taking anything away from the others though, because they've all been good in my opinion.

What kind of drugs do you do and are you ever worried about the long-term effects?

Everything that isn't straight meth, heroin, or crack. Hallucinogens are my favorite though. I don't worry about long-term consequences because I'm not trying to be 80 years old.

Who is your favorite action film actor and why?

Samuel L. Jackson. Nobody delivers badass dialogue better than he does.

What country have you always wanted to visit?

Canada, Ireland, and Italy.

What is the best concert you have attended?

Eric Burdon at a blues festival a few years ago. The atmosphere was so laid back and "unified", for lack of a better word.

What show did you watch as a kid that you wish could be back on the air even if it was 1 day only?

All That, with the original cast members.

Describe 1 regret that you have in life (hope this isn't too personal)

Not starting to play guitar at a younger age. I started about three years ago, and I can't help but think that I'd be a lot better if I had started at age 8 or 10 and had dedicated more time to it.

Who are your favorite posters?

Everyone but iLLy, Sal, cowtzu, and the occasional lurker douche who decides he wants attention (i.e. AJ98). The group of people is why I've stuck around for as long as I have.

Jesus christ I've never scrolled down far enough to see that subforum before.

Do you think I'm retarded?

Would you go out with me?

Where, roughly, do you live on the west coast? What city, maybe? What county? What street? What's your address? Can we hang out sometime?

Would you ever wear a 49ers hoodie?

Ever visit chi town? If so, where did you go/what did you do?

I've been there, but I was too young to remember everything I did or saw. I do remember Navy Pier and the museum of natural history though.

Favorite stand-up comic(s) & why?

Stand up is something I'm kinda picky about, because anyone can be funny but it takes skill to be hilarious.

- Louis CK is my absolute favorite comedian, because he talks about more aspects of life than most other comics do. He doesn't just stick to "men and women are different", "I used to hate having to work", or "isn't sex weird you guys?".

- Dave Chappelle needs to be mentioned, because his delivery is priceless. Some of his stuff is reminiscent of other black comedians (i.e. the voice he does when impersonating white people), but something about him is different and better in my opinion.

- Zack Galifianakis. Dude is the master of awkward comedy, which is something I've always been a fan of. If you haven't seen his Purple Onion special, you should.

Have you ever been bullied? If so, what did you retaliate?

As I said before, I'm not really into sports. And if you weren't into sports in my school (keep in mind this was in the midwest), you got messed with because no one knew you. So yes, I got bullied, and I beat the dogshit out of kids every time I got the chance. The gayest fight I ever got into was in second grade, on ice.

Have you ever bullied anyone outside of the internet?

I was a dick in high school, I used to mess with the kids who would play Magic and Yugioh in the cafeteria.

If you were at a bar and found a really attractive bitch, I mean perfect 10, and were able to take her home and do whatever you wanted, would it matter if she had both male and female body parts?

Yes. She could be the hottest bitch I've ever laid eyes on but if there's a dick attached to her, it's an instant turnoff.

I noticed you like a lot of the older metal bands, any room in your list for new metal bands? If so, who?

Nope. Metal nowadays is dudes thrashing on their instruments as hard and fast as they can while one dude screams and the other dude whines. I can't stand it. I don't really listen to any new music of any genre because it's all shit.

Any fetishes?

I like my sex to be violent. The kind where if anyone else were to walk in on it, they'd leave and call the police. I once put a hunting knife in my ex's cunt.

What is your preferred category of porn?

I don't really have one, I just browse torrents on Cheggit until I find a chick I'd fuck and confirm that it isn't that softcore missionary-only bullshit.

Favorite porn star?

See previous question.

Favorite sexual position?

Doggystyle. Feels best, gives you the easiest access to both holes, makes it easy to spank her and pull her hair and if her face is less than desirable, you don't have to look at it.

Oh and why isnt my god damned name in the "getting to know" forum?

Because I'm not a mod and we have to wait for Peezy to move these threads there, otherwise I'd do it myself.

Do you think this is a conspiracy against me?

Yes.

Do you think I'm retarded?

You wouldn't give a fuck if I did.

Would you go out with me?

Yes. We could run a train on your girlfriend and make her suck both of our dicks at the same time so they'd rub together but wouldn't be gay because we weren't making eye contact with each other.

Where, roughly, do you live on the west coast? What city, maybe? What county? What street? What's your address? Can we hang out sometime?

I'm not right on the coast, I'm about a two hour drive away from it. And I'd hang out with just about anyone from here if given the chance.

Post a picture of yourself holding up a piece of paper with your address, phone number, SSN, and parent's names.

(12-12-2011 07:42 PM)MAC Wrote:  Would you ever wear a 49ers hoodie?

Nope. When I pretend to care about sports, I'm a Bears/Bulls fan because they're technically my home teams. Not to mention that San Fransisco is gay, and I try not to be associated with that lifestyle.

Why is it you're so damn cool?

Cage vs illy who wins?

What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Ever fall asleep giving a chick oral? (I did...)

Why is it you're so damn cool?

Because I'm that fuckin' guy.

Cage vs illy who wins?

In a "who's cooler" contest: CAGE
In a "who's more talented" contest: CAGE (I'd rather read his fanfics than listen to iLLy rap)
In an IQ test: CAGE
In a fistfight: iLLy, because CAGE's back is fucked up. The saddest part is that iLLy would feel like a hardass for being able to beat up a borderline cripple.

CAGE > iLLy any day

What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Throwing up drunk at huge parties. I pulled a Stan once and barfed all over a chick I was trying to fuck that night

Ever fall asleep giving a chick oral? (I did...)

No, but I did fall asleep while getting head once.

don't feel bad about falling asleep while getting head.

i fell asleep while 'inside' a chick

(12-12-2011 08:54 PM)User Name Wrote:  don't feel bad about falling asleep while getting head.

i fell asleep while 'inside' a chick

Damn, how did that even happen? It'd be funny if you were fucking her missionary style and started moving slower so she thought you were trying to make love to her, then just passed out on top of her and started snoring

how did it happen?

close to 5 years fucking the same chick, being all sorts of drunk, tired, and i was actually behind her, laying on our sides.

she said she didn't really notice until i snored

we broke up shortly after that

At least neither of you had a girl start yodelling when she came

Wouldn't hanging out with any board members be too personal? How would they know where to find you anyway since you don't tell anyone where you live or what you look like?

(12-12-2011 10:11 PM)Zack T Wrote:  Wouldn't hanging out with any board members be too personal? How would they know where to find you anyway since you don't tell anyone where you live or what you look like?

I've hung out with a dude from SFU before, and I still do on occasion. I'd tell them where to meet me and approach them myself since I know what most of you look like already.

What happens to a beat of yours after you're done with it?
Why interested in psychedelics?

that guy apreesh, no real question for now besides...

sup? hows it goin?

What happens to a beat of yours after you're done with it?

I show them to my friend who raps, and he shows them to his friends who rap. If they like it, I give it to them. If not, I listen to them myself and compare the older ones to the newer ones and make mental notes on what I need to change or improve on.

Why interested in psychedelics?

Mainly because they feel fucking great. I'm also fascinated with the concept of the mind, and the things it is capable of. Thought processes become deeper and more intense, sometimes logic is the basis and other times it goes out the window. I love the unpredictability of hallucinogenics, it's a nice break from the monotony of everyday life.

sup? hows it goin?

Not bad at all, gonna pop some pills and play Skyrim or Saint's Row 3 til I pass out. How about yourself?

Some places in the US you have visited or want to visit that were/will be fun.