Same here. I mean, if the poster is an idiot, I'll scroll right the fuck past their wall of text. But guys like Fro, Peezy and SBC/WCH can actually capture my interest and post quality content, which makes me HOPE for their longer posts.

Fro, Peezy, WCH, CKY, and Poindexter's walls of text will always be read by me unless it's about politics. Fuck politics.

Honorable mentions go out to Dangish and Wigglez.

(02-20-2012 04:58 AM)That Guy Wrote:  Maybe I just read too fast, but this thread doesn't feel tl;dr to me at all. And even if I were to find out all these stories are bullshit, I'd still appreciate the thread and the time/effort it has taken.

My only request is that you find pictures of the bitches you've talked about, if at all possible

I assure everyone that everything in here is true, but if someone (or even everyone) called bullshit, that's on them & it wouldn't bother me. I actually left one of the best parts out of the Mary & Lisa story for that very reason (ie- reader saying "ok, shits getting a lil' deep") LoL!! (Well, that and I ran out of time.....fuck it imma tell it after this post)

About the pics: I got pics of me and Kelley, me & L-Poo and Mary & I together. I could get pics of BTK, but I wouldn't be in any. No pics of Lisa, the car rental chicks (whom I didn't fuck anyway), the Asian Spa lady (LoL) or anyone else....at least I don't think so. I am kinda leary about posting them as these girls are all married/have boyfriends so I'll mull it over. Worst case I'll PM them to anyone that wants to see what they look like.

It's no big deal or anything, I just like pictures with my stories from time to time

Check your thread homie

(02-20-2012 02:20 PM)Fro Wrote:  L-Poo & I one Halloween. I was the pimp & she was my hoe


L-Poo head shot


L-Poo body shot


BTK


BTK (this does her body no justice and pic isn't even that bad)


Mary & I at a Lions game before she left in '09. She looks a lil' older at times, but she is quite awesome.

BTK looks like Skyler from Breaking Bad. Bet she's way cooler and less of a dumb bitch than Skyler though

This is just what I left out of the Mary & Lisa story so it won't be very long but it gave me one of the best LoLs of my life. Before I start I'd just like to give props to all of you for the kind words, I think it's cool as hell ya'll like these and I have fun recalling some of my best (and not so best) days. Enjoy!

I failed to mention that Lisa had a son named Keith whom she had when she was pretty young. My guess is she was about 38 at the time and her son had to be 21 because he could buy booze. He lived at home and seeing how Lisa was just around the bended corner on my moms street I saw both of them in the neighborhood quite often. I was 31 when this went down but I've always looked younger than I am, at least that's what the vast majority tell me. Right as I was getting touchy feely with Mary in the pool Keith and one of his buddies came home thinking they were gonna go swimming. Denied. Lisa tied her top back on and they all went in the house and that's the last I thought I'd see of the boys. Wrong. Right when I first started fucking Mary in their week old pool they all came back out and they were far enough away to where they couldn't see anything, but close enough to know what was going on. Keith was sick, here was his neighbor who was only a few years older than him (so he thought) fucking his moms friend in the brand new pool. "Mom, make 'em stop!" he quietly muttered to Lisa. I didn't hear him but Mary did and that's when she kinda backed off.

The boys only stayed for about 10-15 minutes after coming back out and that's when Mary hopped on a raft to catch some sun. She was kinda wasted as this hooch was stronger than her normal Bud Light and we had pretty much started drining when we woke up. I was chillin' like a villian enjoying the day and feeling fine and after Keith & his friend left I needed that refill. I hopped out of the pool to go inside and that's when Lisa got back up from laying out. As I opened the fridge she hit me with that "When ya gonna give me some of that?" As I said earlier when she was leading me back to her room my mind was absolutely blown, I would have never in a million years called this one. When we got to her room she sat on the bed and I took her bikini bottoms off to reveal a racing stripe leading to a nice perfect pussy. As I started to lick that puss her front door opened up, her son again no doubt. We were in her bedroom but the door was wide open and his room was right across from hers. She frantically jumped up to put her bottoms back on and exited the room, closing the door. It didn't matter, I had made eye contact with Keith and his friend for a very brief second before she rushed out. He had just forgot something and left again right after, in great disgust I might add. Lisa came back in and I finished up. I'm not ashamed to admit I didn't last very long as the combination of a suprise piece and knowing the kid knew I was fucking his mom combined with Mary waiting outside had me in pleasure overload.

Keith had to be the sickest he's ever been, not only did I break in his pool with his moms friend, I also fucked his mom. I bet his buddy ragged the shit out of him as I know I would have if I were in that situation. It sounds dickish, but I really loved smiling and waving at that dude when I saw him in the neighborhood. I'm shocked he waved back, I probably would be flipping me the bird. I never dreamed I'd top that story but as I said BTKs hotness goes unrivaled.

(02-20-2012 03:00 PM)That Guy Wrote:  BTK looks like Skyler from Breaking Bad. Bet she's way cooler and less of a dumb bitch than Skyler though

Breaking Bad is another one of those shows I gotta get hip to as I dunno who Skyler is

BTK could be airheaded but she is an intelligent & awesome girl that can draw her ass off. I have a picture she drew in high school that she gave me. L-Poo can draw too, and she made me this custom bobblehead for my birthday many moons ago:


I'm holding an ICP Carnival of Carnage cd in one had & a Miller Lite in the other. ♥ that girl always, but when she made this it took me to another level of loving her.

That bobblehead is the shit

And you shouldn't have left that part out, it's awesome enough to be considered a highlight of the day.

And I dunno if you know anything about Breaking Bad, but you should definitely have it at the top of your "to watch" list.

Basically, it's Hal from Malcolm in the Middle playing a chemistry-teacher-turned-meth-cook who teams up with one of his former students with the goal of making a bunch of money to leave his family when he dies. Think Weeds, only without a dumb whore in the spotlight and way more violence.

I'll have to throw them on a disc soon then as you were correct about the Walking Dead, it's quite awesome and I'm only 3 episodes deep. I actually should hook up my Dish Network to my internet as they have all kinds of On Demand shit that I don't even fuck with because I'm a lazy asshole when it comes to that shit. I love my satellite and I'm not even scratching the surface of what it's capable of.

Only gotta couple more freaky tales that I'll be sharing and after that I'll probably just go random stories as I have some crazy shit I been thru (police raid, drive by shooting, random good times, etc) I'll prolly be all over the place as far as time periods go as I'm quite scatterbrained but I'll keep updating until you guys know my shoe size, home address and ball shaving schedule.

Props again everyone for the kind words. I honestly was on the fence for a minute about doing the freaky tales cuz bragging about chicks that I love and love me seems lame. I'm glad I did it though as I don't really talk about it and it feels good to feed my ego after some recent bullshit I'm finding out about my exgf Christina. Also wanted to say that if I can do this, anyone can with this simple formula: You can generally spot assholes/bitches a mile away, avoid these people. If one slips thru the cracks get rid of 'em ASAP. Everyone else treat with respect unless there is reason not to. Do this and good things will happen. I know it sounds corny, but that's how I live and I love life.

I'm curious about the drive-by. You should tell that one first after the last Penthouse Forum story

(02-22-2012 02:50 AM)Fro Wrote:  but I'll keep updating until you guys know my shoe size, home address and ball shaving schedule.

go on......

Can we sticky this thread? I just stumbled upon it about an hour ago, and have been reading it ever since. We gotta have a Detroit KBCalos gathering Fro.

I dunno what a "sticky" is but I ass-ume it brings attention to this thread so no can do. I love you guys like BTB but I'd rather have people stumble upon it like you did Fattastic than have attention called to it. Thanks for the props tho!!

I wanna have a drink with erryone from KBC and my last day of work is March 22, after that I don't have to be back until April so we can work sumthin' out. I was spose to go to Vegas but it got cancelled so I have nothing going on during my work vacation.

wordUP

Been a month since Fro story time, jonesing for more stories.

for real son. behind the beard ftw.