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Thinking about typing some excerpts here. Nerd
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I'll just do this one 'cause it's the most recent..

Got this math tutor, he's kind of goofy. An older gentleman, he says he's a professional student with 300 credits.. He's a forensic engineer and his hobbies apparently include acting.. He showed me a whole bunch of pics on his iPhone of his acting class as well as a few other places he's been and people he's met.. A lot of the pics were of random women, sometimes they knew sometimes they didn't, which was cool.
Anyway, sometimes in between math he'll drop some knowledge on me.. Stuff like 'acting is how you feel about what someone said (or something..)' as well as some knowledge on energy and how it works. It sh.ould be noted the actors could be of some use later on & he invited me to join, said I should check it out..
He mentioned his son's name, which I knew. I recognized it and told him I knew him. He wanted to make sure.. the next time he came he brought a paper and wrote my name on it because he said he didn't remember it. He ended up texting him my name during the tutoring session and before he got a response I told him 'we used to be on the baseball team' and shortly after when he received the reply it said, or he read it aloud and said, 'yeah we used to be on the baseball team (or we used play baseball, basically the same thing)'.
Always, since he's the one that's paying for this after all, stepfather (who has caught me with tree on more than one occasion.. and holds practically the worst occupation for someone who has been in that situation ^^ could hope to have..) sits in the living room and faces us, Tv on, laptop in lap. Our dogs..:

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One is his, other is ours.. we've had him since before my mother met stepfather. They don't get along so.. Twice the orange one was in the house when the Tutor was over.. most recent the small brown one Leo was in. He noticed the different dog and asked what was up so I told him one has to be in the house at a time and I sorta laughed 'cause this has been a system I've ridiculed in the past. I believe parents didn't try hard enough to allow them to get along (at one point they even tried shock collar..) and so it's been like this for years. Later on when Leo passed through the kitchen he remarked something like 'different sides of the family, don't get along' and I think I may have agreed out loud but it was understood that we were talking about the dogs although really talking about mom & stepdad, or me not really getting along with stepdad. My reply was 'yer a regular Sherlock Holmes pal..' and he said he used to have two dogs named Sherlock and... Watson. I said 'nuh uh' and wouldn't believe him. He then explained some more about his occupation forensic engineer.. The paper that he wrote my name, which he let me keep and is on my desk, contains his website and info and all that on the back; it's his resume. I'm not sure if people know I enjoy Holmes stories, I actually have him as one of my inspirations on facebook. He explained he wants to know all, sometimes I believe the shit he says about energy and he gets into the side convos so much he gave me a couple exercises he learned in martial arts to focus your energy. During a few math problems (since it's been a while he practiced the math he's helping me with) we'll both do the problem and he could get the answer and show me or I'll keep working on the problem and get the same answer, ask if it's right, he says yeah, then I go to check in the back of the book and he could react in a playful manner 'it's right! you don't believe me!'.
He's one of those people that believe in space people genetically altering our DNA into what we are now as a species, I guess. I'm guessing planet X type stuff. I said but what about biology (taking that class too) and Darwin, evolution and all that and he said 'we're so much different than the animals!' and what not. Basically, and I brought this up, that me and a friend had a talk about this a couple nights ago. Basically replace Tutor with my friend and you got the same thing.
In that convo with the friend, we came to the conclusion (although I still find it kinda hard to believe) that dreams of people falling are from out ancestors when they weren't intelligent as we are now and slept in trees and sometimes would fall from the branches are basically memories of that, and the fact that harvesting other planets for materials (such as Iron on Mercury; etc) is apparently a doable thing, that it shouldn't be too hard to believe that if the alien thing were real they could definitely possibly have altered us to harvest materials on Earth and left us (not needed anymore), but may come back someday.
That's what Tutor believes too, I'm sure to some extent. Not sure how this will appear, but we believe things like this are connected to a lot of other things.. But yeah. There's a couple Joe Rogan interviews where he talks about this kind of stuff.. to put it in perspective... We've witnessed events like this in our daily lives that make this make more sense..


Edit: Oh wait, originally I suggest stepdad he get ahold of the old math tutor me and my siblings used to get sometimes.. Her name was Amy (or some spelling variation). He said he couldn't and got this guy, since he was conveniently located. After this most recent session (he was obviously listening the whole time, he ended by walking up with his checkbook while pretending to like make a sandwich) he told me he found Amy, who is now teaching at this all school. He asked if we could use her instead, then I said 'I dunno, this one is kinda helping..'. He suggest we try her at least once to see if she's more helpful, I wondered why he was trying so hard. We got into a tiny argument when he asked if I finished all my math homework before the tutor came over. Before the Tutor left he said 'I know more than I think' talking about the math (I believe I'm terrible at math) but he may have been referring to something else. Told me always to think positive, and some other things that are probably important. Oh, he also said if anyone figures out why some people get this and some people don't.. That's basically the ultimate question. Stepdad was standing right there. We all may be somewhat aware of how this sounds.
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Quote:He's one of those people that believe in space people genetically altering our DNA into what we are now as a species
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Ask him if he's familiar with Zecharia Sitchin and I'm sure he'll tell you some really nutty shit.

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I have a book of his that's been sitting on the shelf for years.. Got it outta one of those catalogs along with a 2012 book which is what initially was read that got me into all this.
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Which book is it?
You should read it no matter which one it is. REALLY interesting shit.

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Journeys to the Mystical Past.. His kind of stuff always came off as too extreme and unlikely.. I just want to know about real stuff..
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His stuff is all based on his studies, which are Summerian texts. Summerians being the first civilization of humans on the planet and he's the authority on their writings.

It's some pretty real shit man.

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I'll read it next..
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(11-10-2011 03:07 AM)Pluto Wrote:  I'll just do this one 'cause it's the most recent..

Got this math tutor, he's kind of goofy. An older gentleman, he says he's a professional student with 300 credits.. He's a forensic engineer and his hobbies apparently include acting.. He showed me a whole bunch of pics on his iPhone of his acting class as well as a few other places he's been and people he's met.. A lot of the pics were of random women, sometimes they knew sometimes they didn't, which was cool.
Anyway, sometimes in between math he'll drop some knowledge on me.. Stuff like 'acting is how you feel about what someone said (or something..)' as well as some knowledge on energy and how it works. It sh.ould be noted the actors could be of some use later on & he invited me to join, said I should check it out..
He mentioned his son's name, which I knew. I recognized it and told him I knew him. He wanted to make sure.. the next time he came he brought a paper and wrote my name on it because he said he didn't remember it. He ended up texting him my name during the tutoring session and before he got a response I told him 'we used to be on the baseball team' and shortly after when he received the reply it said, or he read it aloud and said, 'yeah we used to be on the baseball team (or we used play baseball, basically the same thing)'.
Always, since he's the one that's paying for this after all, stepfather (who has caught me with tree on more than one occasion.. and holds practically the worst occupation for someone who has been in that situation ^^ could hope to have..) sits in the living room and faces us, Tv on, laptop in lap. Our dogs..:

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One is his, other is ours.. we've had him since before my mother met stepfather. They don't get along so.. Twice the orange one was in the house when the Tutor was over.. most recent the small brown one Leo was in. He noticed the different dog and asked what was up so I told him one has to be in the house at a time and I sorta laughed 'cause this has been a system I've ridiculed in the past. I believe parents didn't try hard enough to allow them to get along (at one point they even tried shock collar..) and so it's been like this for years. Later on when Leo passed through the kitchen he remarked something like 'different sides of the family, don't get along' and I think I may have agreed out loud but it was understood that we were talking about the dogs although really talking about mom & stepdad, or me not really getting along with stepdad. My reply was 'yer a regular Sherlock Holmes pal..' and he said he used to have two dogs named Sherlock and... Watson. I said 'nuh uh' and wouldn't believe him. He then explained some more about his occupation forensic engineer.. The paper that he wrote my name, which he let me keep and is on my desk, contains his website and info and all that on the back; it's his resume. I'm not sure if people know I enjoy Holmes stories, I actually have him as one of my inspirations on facebook. He explained he wants to know all, sometimes I believe the shit he says about energy and he gets into the side convos so much he gave me a couple exercises he learned in martial arts to focus your energy. During a few math problems (since it's been a while he practiced the math he's helping me with) we'll both do the problem and he could get the answer and show me or I'll keep working on the problem and get the same answer, ask if it's right, he says yeah, then I go to check in the back of the book and he could react in a playful manner 'it's right! you don't believe me!'.
He's one of those people that believe in space people genetically altering our DNA into what we are now as a species, I guess. I'm guessing planet X type stuff. I said but what about biology (taking that class too) and Darwin, evolution and all that and he said 'we're so much different than the animals!' and what not. Basically, and I brought this up, that me and a friend had a talk about this a couple nights ago. Basically replace Tutor with my friend and you got the same thing.
In that convo with the friend, we came to the conclusion (although I still find it kinda hard to believe) that dreams of people falling are from out ancestors when they weren't intelligent as we are now and slept in trees and sometimes would fall from the branches are basically memories of that, and the fact that harvesting other planets for materials (such as Iron on Mercury; etc) is apparently a doable thing, that it shouldn't be too hard to believe that if the alien thing were real they could definitely possibly have altered us to harvest materials on Earth and left us (not needed anymore), but may come back someday.
That's what Tutor believes too, I'm sure to some extent. Not sure how this will appear, but we believe things like this are connected to a lot of other things.. But yeah. There's a couple Joe Rogan interviews where he talks about this kind of stuff.. to put it in perspective... We've witnessed events like this in our daily lives that make this make more sense..


Edit: Oh wait, originally I suggest stepdad he get ahold of the old math tutor me and my siblings used to get sometimes.. Her name was Amy (or some spelling variation). He said he couldn't and got this guy, since he was conveniently located. After this most recent session (he was obviously listening the whole time, he ended by walking up with his checkbook while pretending to like make a sandwich) he told me he found Amy, who is now teaching at this all school. He asked if we could use her instead, then I said 'I dunno, this one is kinda helping..'. He suggest we try her at least once to see if she's more helpful, I wondered why he was trying so hard. We got into a tiny argument when he asked if I finished all my math homework before the tutor came over. Before the Tutor left he said 'I know more than I think' talking about the math (I believe I'm terrible at math) but he may have been referring to something else. Told me always to think positive, and some other things that are probably important. Oh, he also said if anyone figures out why some people get this and some people don't.. That's basically the ultimate question. Stepdad was standing right there. We all may be somewhat aware of how this sounds.

He wants to have homosexual relations with you, Pluto.
How does that make you feel?

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Sure.
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Are you in any writing classes Pluto?
If not I think you should take some intro to writing or something. It seems like you have a lot to say but don't always express yourself properly to get across the deeper meaning of what you're trying to say. Note, that's not intended as an insult just an observation.

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Does it make you paranoid to think that Sam fucked Corey Jo?

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I didn't fuck Corey Jo.

We made love.

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Same thing pal.

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That's just kinda strange, if anything
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Fuck sounds so vulgar and meaningless.

Making love is beautiful and poetic. And our bodies moved together flowing seamlessly like poetry. An ultimate expression of our emotions for each other coming together as work of art, a piece so enchanting and exhilarating, awe-inspiring and powerful, yet only to be seen by our eyes and felt by our souls together as one entity, not only appreciating the magic but at the same time being the love that filled us both.

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I can dig it
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I'm glad you can.
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I'm listening to this while filling out an application:

around 8:20 he says "Georgio Armani" and right before he said that I was typing in my name where the app asks for it.. Small stuff like that. Don't see how it could mean anything though.
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I think that's more of a coincidence than anything, Plutoeezy

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What?

There was another one related to this, but I forgot. But anyway, I was at this trail this morning thinking about stuff - the usual conspiracy, shamanism, 2012 stuff as well as all the things I've witnessed personally that relates to it.. As I was leaving this couple is entering jogging in this direction, talking. The guy says.. :
".. and I asked him when was the last time you saw a therapist? And he says '2 years ago.' Psychiatrist? '3 years ago.'"
The girl makes a comment, the guy continues: "... and he said 'they all say the same thing? That I'm paranoid! and you're the only one that doesn't think so.'"

At first it sounded like the guy thought his 'friend' needed help, his tone sounded kind of degrading at first, but after he said the 'paranoid and you're the only one that doesn't think so (or whatever it exactly was)' made it sound like he could have had sympathy and even believed whatever was going on with his friend.
If I'm correct what I was thinking of soon before they appeared was one of my friends that I've told some crazy stuff and he's kinda into all of it as well. I gave him a book to read after explaining some things.

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Poor Pluto... so confused... so alone. ♥

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(11-12-2011 05:28 AM)JDS Wrote:  I think that's more of a coincidence than anything, Plutoeezy

No shit?
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(11-12-2011 01:17 PM)Pluto Wrote:  
(11-12-2011 05:28 AM)JDS Wrote:  I think that's more of a coincidence than anything, Plutoeezy

No shit?

Noo shit maaaan.

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