iCame.














and
iSaw.

This thread is almost as disappointing as pictures of your penis.

I sent CJ a cock pic once.

She melted.


uJelly?

I sent myself a cock pic.

I melted.

uJelly?

I'm not jelly at all, she melted when I touched her with mine.

Errbody meltin today.

I made this thread so the community could know more about me, and you guys FUCKED IT ALL UP. THANKS.

I have no where else to put this.



BAAHAHAHAH

I never thanked you for that, JD.
















Nor will I now.















I'm drunk.

Whatchu drinkin on? or what you were drinking on?

And it's all good.

Most likely some shitty beer like PBR or Corona. I'm a big beer fan with a wide variety of tastes for different beers, though. Lately I've cut back on the alcohol, but I enjoy an ice cold beer or a rum and coke on occassion.
Bud is where it's at, though (not the beer, the herb). I smoke regularly, and although I could EASILY live without it, I prefer not to. It's very mellowing. My buddies always know where to find the flame, so that's all I really smoke. Buddah love.

I just had a dream that I met a wolf on the city streets and automatically tamed it. It followed me wherever I went and followed my commands. I named it Kya.
Pretty awesome.

I used to have a Kia. Totalled that faggy ass car tho.

It was pronounced K-eye-uh.

Fuck a Kia.

I thought it was like the Howard Dean "KYA!"

Kia cars aren't bad on gas mileage.

I'm actually blazin in GB.

So I'm deaf as fuck. I'm only 22, but I have worse hearing than most people I know who are old as shit. Boils down to 3 things:Bad genes, several hearing infections, and a lot of loud music.
It's one of those constant annoying rings due to severe damage to the ear drum that can't be corrected, according to the ear doctor. Most of the time I don't even notice it because I've grown so accustom to it, but it's always there. Any high pitched noises go completely unheard because of it.
However, I have killer eyesite. Sogood. If sensory compensation is what's going on here, I'll be seeing through walls (skirts, bathing suits, jeans) in no time. That's a plus!

I'd hate to be deaf. I'd rather lose any of my other senses than that.

It's truely fucking terrible. It's gotten dramatically worse in the last few years, too. I can't carry a normal conversation, anymore. It's filled with 'what's and misunderstandings. The only time I can fully hear and understand a person is if they speak loud and clearly, with minimal background noise. It also makes me talk loudly without being aware of it.

I've been attempting to self-teach myself lip reading (just by watching people talk), but there's only so much you can clearly read. I'll probably need to learn sign language soon.
I really should see a hearing specialist about this all, but I've been avoiding it and trying to deal with it just because it's still somewhat manageable.

Hey, at least I'm not black, right?

(02-07-2012 04:21 AM)blazining B Wrote:  It's truely fucking terrible. It's gotten dramatically worse in the last few years, too. I can't carry a normal conversation, anymore. It's filled with 'what's and misunderstandings. The only time I can fully hear and understand a person is if they speak loud and clearly, with minimal background noise. It also makes me talk loudly without being aware of it.

I've been attempting to self-teach myself lip reading (just by watching people talk), but there's only so much you can clearly read. I'll probably need to learn sign language soon.
I really should see a hearing specialist about this all, but I've been avoiding it and trying to deal with it just because it's still somewhat manageable.

Hey, at least I'm not black, right?

Chicks dig sign language, and lip reading could prove useful if you master it.

And yes, I would much rather be deaf than black. Because if I were black, my ears would only be used for listening to autotuned garbage, gunshots, the sound of breaking car windows, and the sound chicken makes when you fry it.