Doing this a day early to make up for the couple late ones, and because I've got court tomorrow that I may or may not be coming home from. The subject of this week's GTK thread is Peezy, GTK's most loyal reader and KBC's most useless admin.

1.) Have you ever considered shaving the hair that you do have, and waxing your head?

2.) *obligatory "favorite piece of board drama" question*

3.) Who are your favorite wrestlers that weren't introduced to mainstream wrestling in the past ten years?

4.) You've said before that you sleep with a shotgun; have you ever considered getting a concealed weapons permit, or do you only worry about your safety in the safety of your own home?

5.) When will KBC get a new mod/admin? Some would say it's getting to be like real life politics around here, with only some of the oldest posters having any sort of voice, how do you respond to this?

6.) If zombies invaded right now, what would be your weapon of choice after you ran out of shotgun shells?

7.) Has anyone ever told you that you look like David Cross?

8.) Who is your favorite non-hip hop musical act, and why?

(10-23-2011 08:44 PM)Mudkips Wrote:  

I was going to post this, but I was too damned lazy to google the gif. Thanks for doing the work for me.

What are a few of your favorite Juggalo moments?

What are a few of your least favorite Juggalo moments?

Also, what is the most out-of-character thing you've ever done in your life?

Why are you such a bitin, triflin ass nigga?

Peezy must be resting up for work tomorrow. So,

Where do you work? What do you do there? How long have you been there? How long do you see yourself working there?

What user would you like to ban?
What user would you hope to NEVER ban?
...Why?

Why havent you banned JD?

(10-23-2011 11:49 PM)LizzyJae Wrote:  Why havent you banned JD?

....

Whose your favorite Velocirapper??

When you gonna show us the rest of that back tat??

is it true blizzard is the new voice of the voiceless admin/mod?

r.i.p. that guy

i guess i have to post a question too

regret getting married yet?

WTF? Dude That Guy you cant get locked up, we just became buddies! But for real tho, i fuckin hate court, Hope everything works in your favor.

Favorite NFL team?

He is slowly building the tension with his delay.

i still came

If you were Vince McMahon during the Benoit debacle, and had already done the "death" angle, how would you have changed it?

If you were Vince during the WCW buyout, how would you have done it?

Aside from the Greatest Wrestler of All Time, HBK, who would your #2 be that is currently wrestling?

Oh god...

I'm at work. Will knock this out when I get home.

Do you still not drink soda?

Are you still working out and eating like shit?

If you didn't live in Memphis, where would you be?

Your job ends tomorrow - now what?

Favorite thing about your house?

You hardly ever mention Lisa but do you mention KBC stuff to Lisa?

You seem like a smart guy - why the hell did you get married?

Ever gonna have kids (that you will admit to)?

How would you feel if your kid were a Juggalo/Juggalet?

How has your recent eye surgery changed your life?

Name 3 events you have never been to that you want to do:

Name two countries you have never been to but would like to visit:

If Dave were alive today, what would he be marking out for?

What is your favorite Halloween related memory?

If Lisa died and Jae died (taking her whole family with her hopefully), what board slut from alllll of your message board history would you give the ol' Price'n to?

Most retarded thing you watch on TV:

Left or Right handed (not just when alone)?

What is your dream job?

As long as I can remember, you have taken the moral high ground on most issues. How did this come to be?

Fuck you.

Who do you think you will vote for in 2012?

Rank all on screen Batmans:

Top 3 Batman foes:

Name a time that you surprised yourself in life:

Favorite match of all time?

What member of Psychopathic would you most want to hang out with today and why?

Ribs: Sauce or Rub?

Favorite restaurant?

How would you end the war(s) the US is currently involved in?

What are you handing out for Halloween?

Are you a coffee drinker?

You seem to be very "with it." Always keeping up with the latest whatever online, reading book after book, listening to new music, owning cats, posting here and god knows where else - how do you do it? Do you sleep much? Does your wife have a similar schedule or routine?

Lets say the Devil shows up and tells you Latta can be famous for two years (the good kind of famous not the child killer kind of famous) but for this to happen, he will have to take 2 months off of Bizzles life. You can't talk to them and the choice has to be made right away. Yes or No?

Worst part about where you live?

How fast do you type?

Do you believe in any sort of afterlife?

If you could talk to a 15 year old Peezy (with all his beautiful hair), what advice would you give him?

Favorite holiday?

What would it take to get you to another GOTJ?

Worst concert experience (regular show - not a festival)?

Got any weird OCD-type habbits?

Favorite flavor of Ramen?

If you went back to college, what would you major in?

What charities or foundations do you believe in?

What pieces of technology have you been eyeballing as of late?

As always, if you died tomorrow, what message would you want to pass on to your friends and family?

SHC should be handling these threads

Are you coming onto me?

Agreed. If That Guy does go to jail, I second the nomination of Chris.

I'm copying and pasting from the questions I tried to ask before:

My questions for the man:

1. As a fellow wrestling fan, I often read your posts and 9 times out of 10 we are in agreement on the subject. Have you ever thought about creating a wrestling board or wrestling-related website where guys like us could just vent about our opinions and have databases where you could actually do research (similar to obsessedwithwrestling.com)

2. What's your fondest memory of Dave?

3. Besides your current look, what's the easiest way to make bald men look cool besides a Harley Davidson, a handle-bar moustache and Hulk Hogan-sized biceps?

4. How many books per week on average do you read and/or do you have a goal on how many you would like to read?

5. When masturbating to porn, what kind of things can occur in what appears as a normal scene that make you come to a sudden stop, go " God damnit!" and have to go back to the main site and click on another clip?

6. I'm sure that you have answered this before but what is your favorite non-traditional wrestling PPV of all time? Please include specific year and why.

7. I don't watch TV a whole lot but I find that when you give suggestions and reviews, again I agree with you many times. Are there any new shows that you can suggest that I check out?

8. If I organized a KBC meet-up in the midwest section or an area that was driveable for most members, would you go?

1.) Have you ever considered shaving the hair that you do have, and waxing your head?

Nah. I'm over the baldness thing. It doesn't bother me at all. I just shave my head regularly and keep it lookin' like Statham or something.


2.) *obligatory "favorite piece of board drama" question*

I'm bad at questions like this because I can never remember shit. I have terrible memory so sitting here right now, I honestly can't even remember any (and I know there's been a lot). The first 2 things that come to my mind at the moment are the SFU/KBC split but there was nothing favorite about that. I was pretty unhappy about that in general, but it's the most memorable to me I guess.

Only other thing that pops into my head offhand is the Pryzm/Sixx blowjob tape which was pretty hilarious.

I'm sure if someone else wants to mention them, I'll be like "Oh yeah, I remember that! Definitely that one!" But I suck at remembering.



3.) Who are your favorite wrestlers that weren't introduced to mainstream wrestling in the past ten years?

That weren't introduced to the mainstream in the last 10 years? Well, Shawn Michaels was introduced to the mainstream decades ago and remains my all-time favorite. And do we count TNA as mainstream? Because I believe Samoa Joe is one of the most deserving guys in the industry of getting a break in WWE but apparently it ain't happening any time soon. Not sure I totally get this question.



4.) You've said before that you sleep with a shotgun; have you ever considered getting a concealed weapons permit, or do you only worry about your safety in the safety of your own home?

Just my home. It's weird. Outside of here, I have no concern, which is weird because Memphis is a dangerous city and I work in almost the most dangerous part (Orange Mound, which you've probably heard mentioned a thousand times if you listen to Three Six.) But I'm never concerned out there. But at home, in my nice little house in a quiet safe subdivision, I'm not comfortable at night when going to bed. That started after Dave died but I have no idea why. Maybe just a buried fear of home invasion I never considered until I realized death could hit home? *shrug*

But the shotgun resides under the bed on my side. The second I hear that house alarm start beeping, I'm awake and cocked and loaded on a motherfucker. Should probably see a shrink about that one.


5.) When will KBC get a new mod/admin? Some would say it's getting to be like real life politics around here, with only some of the oldest posters having any sort of voice, how do you respond to this?

Honestly, it hasn't been discussed because we don't really feel like we need one right now. Server stuff is handled by monacelli and Dubb, and everything else, like moderating the various forums and doing basic day-to-day banning of spammers and bots is handled perfectly by who we have like Lloyd, myself, and all the others. If we ended up with a bigger community where we had more users and more problems, we'd probably need more mods. As it is, we're pretty well-stocked so to speak. However, if we ever decided to add any, BoneCrusher has my vote, but I'm just one guy so my vote doesn't count for anything at the moment, especially when we don't really have any need.


6.) If zombies invaded right now, what would be your weapon of choice after you ran out of shotgun shells?

I've got a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide laying around this house somewhere so that would be my first "weapon" of choice, since it would be my most important tool for staying alive. But since you mean actual weapon, I'm going machete. Problem is, I don't have one here. So my next best option is to make sure I can outrun my wife.


7.) Has anyone ever told you that you look like David Cross?

A time or 800. Sucks too because I used to really like David Cross. Loved his early stand-up and I still think he's hilarious when I see him acting on shows. But his most recent stand-up album just made him come off like a bitter, hateful person. It was barely even comedy, just him standing there for an hour bitching about the world and it wasn't even funny. Just preachy and self-indulgent.


8.) Who is your favorite non-hip hop musical act, and why?
Oh fuck me sideways...umm...this is hard.

I'm really into classic rock also so thinks like Led Zepplin, Bob Seger (who I'm going to see in Dec. and I'm fucking STOKED), Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, etc. Also, stuff like Amy Winehouse, Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings and Adele is awesome. Head Automatica, Michael Jackson, Black Keys, NIN, etc. etc. all day

But since you asked for one, if I HAD to narrow it down.....Sublime. Why? Because 40oz. To Freedom is one of my all-time favorite albums and most of the stuff they put out after was damn near just as good.








What are a few of your favorite Juggalo moments?
I miss the juggalo scene in the days when it wasn't completely overrun by fucking retards who embraced the "Let's make ourselves look bad to the media!" mentality. Most of the earlier Gatherings were incredible and being one of the main people during the height of the website-era of juggalo sites (RJ & Faygoluvers specifically) was pretty awesome at times. I really enjoyed running that site while I did, but when I got burnt out, boy did I ever. I quit it years ago and I still don't feel like working on any kind of website ever again. So not really a moment, because as before, I suck at specific memories like that.

Oh, actually. I guess the interviews I've done. I had, like, an hour long phone interview with Monoxide in 2002 and then in 2006 or so (after Everready came out), I used the RJ connection to get backstage and interview Tech N9ne, which was really awesome because he and Kaliko were both friendly as hell.

Or maybe when ABK called me out and threatened me with real eastside shit.



What are a few of your least favorite Juggalo moments?
The culture now. It's fucking embarrassing and I have tried to distance myself as far away as possible from it. No specific moments I can remember hating though.





Also, what is the most out-of-character thing you've ever done in your life?

Hmmm...fuck, I really have no idea. Sorry, I know this answer sucks but I sat here for several minutes trying to think of anything. I might need other people's examples to help me think of something





Why are you such a bitin, triflin ass nigga?

Cuz that's how the fuck I roll.






Where do you work? What do you do there? How long have you been there? How long do you see yourself working there?

Ain't no way I'm telling this place where exactly I work, but I work in the IT dept. for a company that distributes stuff. There's 2 of us in IT and I basically handle all the front line bullshit while the other guy (who's leaps and bounds more knowledgeable than I am) handles the major projects and shit. So while he's purchasing and setting up new servers for our multiple branches throughout the country, I'm the one fielding the phone calls like "Yeah, our printer isn't working. We tried restarting..."

Been there since 2004. And it's a good company so as long as they continue to treat me right, I wouldn't mind retiring there.






What user would you like to ban?
What user would you hope to NEVER ban?
...Why?

Most like to: none really. Some people here annoy me if I'm in a shitty mood. There's quite a few "look how much of a negative asshole I can be from behind a keyboard" types here that I know can't possibly be that big of dicks in real life because no one would want to be friends with them if they were. But I wouldn't ban any of them unless they broke the rules. There are some people who I might keep an eye on, just waiting for them to fuck up, but so far they haven't, so until they do, my hands are tied.

Never want to: people I consider friends in real life. Tim, Gregg, Liz, etc. I don't think I could. If any of them did some 100% certifiably bannable shit, I'd probably just go to one of the other admins and say "I'm leaving for a few days, do what you have to do and don't tell me about it."





Why havent you banned JD?

Shit, keeps slipping my mind...






Whose your favorite Velocirapper??

Man, they're both pretty great but I think I'm gonna have to say Scarecrowe by a cunt hair.


When you gonna show us the rest of that back tat??

When it's finished. I don't think I really realized how much work was going to have to go into it and how long it was gonna take to finish or how expensive it would be even though I have the family hook up. So it's not done yet. All the characters are finished. It's just background stuff to do now. I promise, by the end of the year it will be done if I have to max out my credit card to make it happen.





is it true blizzard is the new voice of the voiceless admin/mod?

Did you anybody hear something?




regret getting married yet?

Ha, nah not at all. Marriage is dope yo.




Favorite NFL team?

I could care less. But for shits and giggles, let's say the Rams (inside joke with Latta).




THAT'S IT FOR PART ONE RIGHT NOW!! I'LL FINISH THE OTHERS IN A MINUTE!!!

Gonna change the way I do this and just quote folks.

(10-24-2011 04:25 PM)Dangish Wrote:  If you were Vince McMahon during the Benoit debacle, and had already done the "death" angle, how would you have changed it?

If you were Vince during the WCW buyout, how would you have done it?

Aside from the Greatest Wrestler of All Time, HBK, who would your #2 be that is currently wrestling?

- Well, with the angle they had going, I think Vince did what he had to do. That was the darkest, realest moment in wrestling history. The Vince-is-dead storyline was stupid anyway. I think in the first week or so after it happened, they did the best thing they could have done. Abandoned the storyline, cancelled Raw, Vince gave a speech, whatever. Then the next night, when it became clear what happened, say "We're not gonna talk about him anymore" and move on. That's all they really could do.

What I would have changed is I wouldn't completely erase the guy. Yes, what he did was horrible and I might even go so far as to say I agree with not inducting him into the HOF. His in-ring accomplishments deserve it, yes, but what he did out of the ring damaged wrestling far more than he ever helped it.

But his matches? I wouldn't erase them. He still main evented WM20. He is still a world champion and had classic matches and they should be seen. All this dumb editing around him that they do now is stupid. He was a part of their history and for several years, a BIG part of it. They're not gonna make people forget that and they're dumb for trying.



2. WCW buyout....fuck, I would have done EVERYTHING differently. For starters, I would have gotten the big names. Those guys who were under contract to Time Warner instead of WCW (Hogan, Nash, Sting, etc.)...I would have bought their contracts out separately if I had to. But either way, I would have made sure that I had every significant WCW main eventer under contract before I started the invasion. And from there, I would have basically had the 2 company's go to war with all their top stars and I wouldn't have switched guys like Austin around. Or put Stephanie or Shane in charge. Woulda got Bischoff.

Then when it started to simmer down, I would have kept ECW sitting on the back burner. When it looks like the war is over, ECW invades hardcore style and fights both of them. Maybe let ECW decimate both companies so bad that they're forced to team up reluctantly to eliminate ECW.

End it all with 3 separate shows. Vince still owns everything of course, but Monday would be WWE, Smackdown's slot would get WCW, and some other day gets ECW. But NO mingling. I would have legit run them as 3 separate companies. Put different people in charge, different bookers, whatever. And the ONLY time they intermingle is starting at Rumble and leading to supermatches at Mania. Otherwise, run them separate and really let them compete. If one of them starts to suck, Vince fires the bookers/owner and puts someone new in charge. But let them stand on their own merits with their own rosters and people behind the scenes.



3. CURRENTLY wrestling? I'd have to say CM Punk. All the others are either retired, dead, or shells of their former selves (Flair, Angle, etc.)

Quote:Most like to: none really. Some people here annoy me if I'm in a shitty mood. There's quite a few "look how much of a negative asshole I can be from behind a keyboard" types here that I know can't possibly be that big of dicks in real life because no one would want to be friends with them if they were. But I wouldn't ban any of them unless they broke the rules. There are some people who I might keep an eye on, just waiting for them to fuck up, but so far they haven't, so until they do, my hands are tied.

I don't have any friends in real life.

Dinner/Raw time. Back with the rest later.

Get a damn laptop and eat in the living room while you watch tv so you can multitask.

my food always gets cold before i eat it. cant ignore internet, even for a minute