That's mind bending Tim...

(10-26-2011 06:43 PM)Peezy Wrote:  And as a person, I believe you are your own god, thus Lemmy would be wrestling himself. Lemmy wins by pinfall at 23:14

Trick question

LEMMY IS GOD

(10-26-2011 07:55 PM)Tim Wrote:  the real question is, would HHH play Lemmys theme music?

Record it? Yes. Play it? Sorta. His backup band would do just fine live but he himself would butcher the words and make things up as he went along.

Man, I love these Getting to Know threads. I've pretty distant from the board for a while now but I read the hell out of these. I noticed that they were all in one place today and THERE WENT A BUNCH OF MY TIME.

You routinely dog metal, is there any heavy metal bands you actually like?

How long after Dave died did you feel comfortable masturbating again?

You hate children and fuck your wife a lot. What kind of birth control do you use?

If Shawn Michaels and CM punk agreed to an Iron Man match only if you triple kiss Cage and Illy, will the match happen?

Who's your favorite male porn star?

Why am I asking so many questions about your sex life?

Your birth control methods fail and now your wife is preggos, what happens next?

What's your poison?

Can I be an admin?

You routinely dog metal, is there any heavy metal bands you actually like?
- No. Just not my style of music. In all fairness, I've probably shittalked it more than I should. It doesn't appeal to me, but I don't begrudge others. To me, it just sounds like screaming noise that gives me a headache. I like some rock, but once it gets real heavy, I'm out.



How long after Dave died did you feel comfortable masturbating again?
- Baaaaaahahaha awesome question. I don't honestly remember. The first month or so after he died was a blur. I wish I knew though.



You hate children and fuck your wife a lot. What kind of birth control do you use?
- She got the IUD shit done. It basically works for about 5 years and is more effective than the pill, condoms, etc. Also, I still pull out and she she swallows anyway. Before the IUD, we just stuck with the pull-out method. Had a couple of scares, but no baby. We were prepared to legally coathanger that motherfucker if it happened.




If Shawn Michaels and CM punk agreed to an Iron Man match only if you triple kiss Cage and Illy, will the match happen?
- Joke answer: in a heartbeat!
- Real answer: nah, I'm good. It'd be an awesome match, but I like Shawn being retired and going out at the top of his game. Don't want my favorite wrestler ever to be remembered as a Flair. Also, ew.




Who's your favorite male porn star?
- Sean Michaels! Nah, I dunno. Peter North drops them monster loads on bitches faces so I guess him?



Why am I asking so many questions about your sex life?
-



Your birth control methods fail and now your wife is preggos, what happens next?
- http://www.mcrh-tn.org/services_privateabortion.asp



What's your poison?
- Junk food. Fucking Oreos and milk man.



Can I be an admin?
- I'll ask Lloyd.





......Lloyd says no.

The Dave/masturbation joke was inspired by 1:45 into this:

Stage Name:

Zip Code you live in:

Do you drive?:

Email:

Contact #:

Age:

Ethnicity:

Height:

Weight:

Hair Color:

Eye Color:

Chest:

Waist:

Hips:

Jean Size:

Dress Size:

Ass size (small, medium, large, huge)?

Adult Video Experience:

Availability:

Are you currently on birth control?

Are you ok with bareback sex for your scenes(no condom with aim tested talent)?

Vaginal Hair(trimmed, bare, hairy):

Require Disguise/Mask(yes or no):

Are you currently AIM tested(std screening for videos)?


Scene Availability (yes or no answers..keep in mind the more you are willing to do, the higher the pay is.)

Oral Sex(blowjob):

Receiving Oral:

Receiving Rimming(getting asshole licked):

Rimming on Female(licking woman's asshole):

Rimming on Male(licking male’s asshole):

Dirty Rimming Receiving(getting your asshole licked when shitty-dirty)

Dirty Rimming Giving-Woman(licking woman’s asshole when dirty-shitty):

Dirty Rimming Giving-Man(licking man’s asshole when dirty-shitty):

Interacial:

Vaginal sex:

Pussy to Mouth(giving bj directly after penetration):

Pussy to Other Girls Mouth(giving bj from other womans pussy):

Anal sex:

Ass to Mouth(giving blowjob directly after anal from your own ass)

Ass to other girl's Mouth(giving blowjob directly after anal from other woman's ass):

Receiving Ass to Mouth(other girl sucking penis directly from your ass during anal):

Facial(man cums on face):

Cum in Mouth:

Swallow:

Vaginal Creampie( cums in vagina):

Anal Creampie( cums in your ass):

Anal Felching(You eat cum from your ass after anal):

Anal Felching from other woman’s ass

DP(two penises at one time, anal and vaginal same time):

Double Vaginal(two penises at one time in vagina):

Ass to pussy(penis going back and forth directly from your ass to pussy directly):

Other girls ass to your pussy (penis going back and forth from other woman’s ass to your pussy directly):

Anal fingering(receiving):

Double Anal:

Dirty Anal(you receiving anal when ass is full/shitty-no enema):

Dirty A2M(doing ass to mouth when penis is shitty/dirty):

Dirty A2OGM(doing ass to mouth from other woman's ass when shitty/dirty):

Ball licking when cock is dirty(you dont do ass to mouth but you lick/suck the guys balls when the cock is shitty/dirty from anal(your shit or other girls):

Dirty Ass to pussy(penis going back and forth from ass to pussy when shitty/dirty):

Other girls Ass to your Pussy when shitty:

Shitting(shitting on or in guy/woman's mouth)

Shitting Receiving(having woman shit on you or in your mouth):

Oral while Shitting( having your pussy eaten while you shit):

Gangbang(4-25 men-please list how many mean you are ok with)

Penis Size Preference for vaginal Sex(pick preferred penis size from 6 inches to 12 inches in length and 5 inches-9inches in girth or bigger the better:

Penis Size Preference for Anal Sex(pick preferred penis size from 6 inches to 12 inches in length and 5 inches-9inches in girth or bigger the better:

What age range of male performer do you prefer to work with?16-17(European filmings), 18-21, 22-30, 30-40, 40+.....


Would you be interested in a fluffer position as well?(giving the male performers oral before the scenes to get them hard before filming)