The subject of this week's "getting to know" thread is everyone's favorite woman-beating pirate with a knack for swinging the banhammer, Wigglez.

1.) So you used to be a mod, and you were betrayed by your fellow admins. If you were to compare it to a betrayal in a movie or TV show, which one would it be?

2.) Now that you've got a kid on the way, are you going to get a job, or continue to make your living through piracy?

3.) I heard you like to drink a lot. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage that isn't a beer?

4.) If you were to be shipped off to a desert island with your PC and only ONE of your external HD's, which one would it be?

5.) Why did you pick black and white for wWo's colors instead of red and black, like a true juggaluggalotus would?

6.) Who is your favorite wrestler of all time? OF ALL TIME?

7.) If you were to beat a bitch again (whether she deserves it or not is irrelevant), what utensil would you use on her? Would any amount of her crying stop you from doing it until you were satisfied?

8.) How's it going in the world of Tetris? Have you gotten a perfect score again since the thread you posted awhile back?

Ever been to jail for domestic violence?


Were you always so savvy, or have you ever cried over a woman?


Could a woman get away with saying "no" to you? If so, on what grounds?

And, since Wigglez is the man at advice... been banging this chick who's into Jesus. Never done anal, says she never will. How to I make that happen without prison time?

(09-26-2011 02:25 AM)cowtzu Wrote:  And, since Wigglez is the man at advice... been banging this chick who's into Jesus. Never done anal, says she never will. How to I make that happen without prison time?

Ketamine, lidocaine, and rape. Just sayin'.

also: wigglez does basketball

The 1st question is awesome.

I watched King of Kong recently and it made me think of your Tetris run. Are you going to attempt to have your score verified by Twin Galaxies?

No sell?

(09-26-2011 01:02 PM)_L_ Wrote:  No sell?

I'm right on top of it rose.

(09-26-2011 02:22 PM)Wigglez Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 01:02 PM)_L_ Wrote:  No sell?

I'm right on top of it rose.

YES.

I use this line all of the time, and everyone looks at me like an idiot.

1.) So you used to be a mod, and you were betrayed by your fellow admins. If you were to compare it to a betrayal in a movie or TV show, which one would it be?

This is actually the hardest question. I just filled in my response to every other question, but this one is tough.

I’m going to say that Richard Gere and Diane Lane movie, Unfaithful. In that scenario, I am the French guy, the board is Diane Lane and the admins are Richard Gere.

2.) Now that you've got a kid on the way, are you going to get a job, or continue to make your living through piracy?

I actually started my own little computer repair business, stealing the name of the board ‘Keyboard Cowboy Computer Repair’. I paid a homeless crackhead that wonders the alley near my house to put them in windshields of cars in Best Buy and Wal-Mart parking lots. Business started to pick up, mostly I fix some cunt soccer moms computer and she tells her knitting circle and then they give me a call. It’s becoming just as lucrative as my other business. I have an associate who has an iPhone repair business and he just started renting out a space in a business complex and we are talking about going into a venture together.

I’m not that worried about finances for when the baby comes. My girlfriend and I both have cars that are paid off, I have a 2001 Kia Sephia which is pretty sturdy and she has a 2009 Infiniti G37 that will last us more than several more years. Our house is paid for and the only bills we really have are Electricity, Internet, DirecTV and Beer. So I think we will be fine.


3.) I heard you like to drink a lot. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage that isn't a beer?

If I’m on the go it’s a tie between Ginger Ale and Dr. Pepper. It used to be Mr. Pibb until they switched it to Pibb Xtra. I’m not sure if the flavor changed, but in my head the name change alone made it taste worse.

But at home I drink a shit load of crystal light. I love it.

4.) If you were to be shipped off to a desert island with your PC and only ONE of your external HD's, which one would it be?

My movie hard drive. It’s 3TB and it has well over 3,000 movies and there are a thousand I could watch over and over and over.

I am a cinephile first and foremost before I am anything else. I have seen and collected some of the most obscure movies on earth and I can never get enough. I will watch any movie once, and I never dislike any of them. I find something great or at least laughable in each of them. I grew up on MST3K and Joe Bob Briggs, so I have an eclectic taste for shitty movies.


5.) Why did you pick black and white for wWo's colors instead of red and black, like a true juggaluggalotus would?

I’m not big on colors. I like really bland colors. White, Black, Gray, Brown… The only color I really like is a dark dark purple.

6.) Who is your favorite wrestler of all time? OF ALL TIME?

Without a shadow of a doubt, my favorite wrestler of all time is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be, Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart. I love everything he stands for and that he stands behind his convictions(albeit as stubborn as they are sometimes). When I was a kid, he was just amazing to watch. I was captivated by the story he told every time he was in the ring.

I only got to watch him wrestle live twice, once when I was in 5th grade at a WWF House show at Reunion Arena, and the last time I saw him was at an edition of Nitro in January ’99, defending the U.S. Championship against Booker T. And I finally fulfilled a dream of mine by getting to meet him at a book signing when his auto biography came out. It was a surreal experience and I will never forget it.

7.) If you were to beat a bitch again (whether she deserves it or not is irrelevant), what utensil would you use on her? Would any amount of her crying stop you from doing it until you were satisfied?

I’d use the same thing I used on the first woman to suffer my wrath, a Vacuum Cleaner Cord. It’s light weight, easily handled and extremely effective. Plus I felt like Indiana Jones when I was whipping my ex with it.

8.) How's it going in the world of Tetris? Have you gotten a perfect score again since the thread you posted awhile back?

It’s going great. I’ve been in communication with Tetris God Harry Hong via the Twin Galaxy forums and he is giving me some really great advice and tips to help me out. I have gotten close to the perfect score multiple occasions, but I get panicky when I get close. I guess I’m just afraid of my own success and it makes me nervous.


Ever been to jail for domestic violence?

Yes. On April 20th 2007 I was arrested for Family Violence Causing Bodily Injury of a family member for stomping the shit out of my then girlfriend of 8 years. It was about 8 years of frustration coming out all at once and I was totally justified, both by my own conscience and everyone around me. My mom posted my $10,000 bail and gave me a high five. Everyone knew she had it coming. It’s that woman’s fault that every other women will be treated subservient to me.



Were you always so savvy, or have you ever cried over a woman?

The only thing that involved a woman that made me cry was a time when I was having sex with an ex girlfriend and she was into slapping, choking and that kind of stuff, and I have zero problem being the aggressor and doing that to a woman, people here have seen what I do to women when I have sex with them, it’s pretty violent, but one time my ex was riding me and decided to give me a forearm/elbow shot and I tried to act like I was into it, but it hurt so fucking bad that I couldn’t even play it off. We had to stop and it made my eyes water up like I was crying over Wham breaking up.


Could a woman get away with saying "no" to you? If so, on what grounds?

Yes they can. But it’s usually part of me building up a master manipulation plan. Give them an inch now, and I’ll take a mile later.

And, since Wigglez is the man at advice... been banging this chick who's into Jesus. Never done anal, says she never will. How to I make that happen without prison time?

Tell her to fuck off and find one of her friends that will let you ass fuck her.

Are you going to attempt to have your score verified by Twin Galaxies?

Yes. It’s in the works now. I was in need of a Nintendo Entertainment System in order to submit official scores, but they are really rare and hard to find a working one. I finally found an online retailer and I ordered a NES as well as a few copies of Tetris and some controller extension cords so I sit back and relax while I play. I have to be in the Zone.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever gotten into trouble over?

What's the best thing you ever got away with doing?

Would you ever gay? Will out love ever be fulfilled?

In follow up to answer #2: ever found any soccer mom nudes on the computers? If so, will you post them?

(09-26-2011 04:54 PM)Peezy Wrote:  In follow up to answer #2: ever found any soccer mom nudes on the computers? If so, will you post them?

Not yet. But I always look.

(09-26-2011 03:58 PM)cowtzu Wrote:  Would you ever gay? Will out love ever be fulfilled?

I've always heard that question, would you suck a dick or do gay sex for a million dollars, well, I would. But my asking price wouldnt be nearly that steep. $10,000 and I'd choke on dick like belladonna, gagging sounds, spitting, the whole chi-bang.

I like sex with chicks, but I like money more.

(09-26-2011 03:50 PM)That Guy Wrote:  What's the dumbest thing you've ever gotten into trouble over?

When I was 17 I was arrested at Target for stealing a few DVDs. The funny part is which DVDs I was getting. It was A Night at the Roxbury, Blade Runner, Clueless and The 1966 Batman The Movie.

I had cash on me so I got to bail myself out for 100 bucks and never had to go t court or anything for it, but I was banned from Target.


Runner up would be getting busted for bootlegging Superman Returns. But because of that whole charade, I now know how to bootleg legally.

(09-26-2011 03:50 PM)That Guy Wrote:  What's the best thing you ever got away with doing?

Wouldn't even know where to start.

(09-26-2011 05:07 PM)Wigglez Wrote:  I now know how to bootleg legally.

Care to explain?

(09-26-2011 05:11 PM)That Guy Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 05:07 PM)Wigglez Wrote:  I now know how to bootleg legally.

Care to explain?

Well, there are lots of gray areas when it comes to piracy. Do yourself a favor and check out some books on the matter. The Pirates Dilemma is a good one as well as anything regarding Clintons Internet Privacy Act.

(09-26-2011 03:50 PM)That Guy Wrote:  What's the best thing you ever got away with doing?

Let's just say, I quit while I was ahead. I am now a perfectly good law abiding citizen. I tasted jail for a month and I never wanted to go again. There is no internet and it's fucking boring. So I quit doing any and everything that could get me into trouble.

Wigg-a-doo, You seem like a ruthless dude, What is the least reason you would kill some one? example if some one took your last cigg would you kill them? What would be your Cleanest most humane way to kill some one, and on the other end what would be your gorest way?

(09-26-2011 05:21 PM)nuggie Wrote:  Wigg-a-doo, You seem like a ruthless dude, What is the least reason you would kill some one? example if some one took your last cigg would you kill them? What would be your Cleanest most humane way to kill some one, and on the other end what would be your gorest way?

It's funny, a lot of people here, my friends, family and people who are friends of my friends and family all have this misconception that I am an extremely rude, vile, crass, mean, evil, hate filled ruthless person. But, really I just want to be left alone for the most part. I mean, I do have opinions that are outside of the norm and I do have a bizarre sense of humor, but I don't let a lot of people get close to me, not because of any insecurity or anything but because I genuinely dislike people. And while I don't care for humanity, I really am a nice person and I try to treat everyone the way I want to be treated. So if a homeless guy ask me for a cigarette, I would give him my whole pack. I know how it is to be down and out like that. I see a guy hitchhiking, I'll give him a ride. I'm actually a very thoughtful person. I take notes on people, like if we are out shopping and you see something and you don't have the bread for it, I'll go the next day and get it for you for your birthday or other occasion.

I think it's mostly my stance on issues, my outspoken opinions and strange sense of humor on top of my giant physical prowess that intimidates people.

I don't think I would ever kill anyone. To me that is one of the most rude things you can do. I mean, what if that person had tickets to a concert or something and they were looking forward to it? That sucks. Plus it's a burden on their family. Not because they lost someone they love, but because now that have to put their shit on hold to deal with all the funeral arrangements. I'd be pissed if someone I know dies and inconveniences me like that.

Wigglez, like you, I'm a huge MST3K fan. Have been since the early 90's. What are your top five episodes, top five shorts, and who do you like better, Joel or Mike?

(09-26-2011 05:37 PM)Poindexter Wrote:  Wigglez, like you, I'm a huge MST3K fan. Have been since the early 90's. What are your top five episodes, top five shorts, and who do you like better, Joel or Mike?

Easiest Question yet.

Favorite MST3K episodes:
1. This Island Earth
2. Mitchell
3. Zombie Invasion
4. The Creeping Terror
5. Future War

Shorts

1. Any of the Commando Cody Radar Men From The Moon.
2. Mr. B Natural
3. Cheating
4. More Dangerous Than Dynamite
5. Are You Popular

And when it comes to the host. OK. I prefer Mike Nelson on MST3K, but I think nowdays that Joel and Cinematic Titanic blow Rifftrax out of the water.

But Rifftrax does the shorts and they are still spot on. But the movie riffs now aren't that great.

If you had to choose one KBC'er to lose your butt-cherry to, who would it be and why?

1. Everyone knows that you're the poster boy for masculinity here at KBC. What is your definition of what makes a man a man?

2. Give an example of a time that you were watching a porn and something just happened randomly that just made you explode with laughter.

3. What specific kind of metal do you listen to? I know you're some what of a metalhead but I've never seen you post in many metal-related threads and have always been interested to find out what you liked

4. What's the story on the ex that had breast cancer that caused the fall-out?

5. What is your top 5 favorite wrestling PPV's of all-time?

6. If you didn't live in Texas, where else would you like to live?

7. Have you ever visited Vinnie Paul's Clubhouse or went to a Dallas Mavericks game? If yes to either, how was it?

Where is the goddamn sex tape you posted one time and will you make another with the new girl since it seems long lost?

"Runner up would be getting busted for bootlegging Superman Returns. But because of that whole charade, I now know how to bootleg legally."

-Can you expand on what happened? When/how you got busted and what followed?

-You and I share a hatred for cords, cables, and anything that isn't wireless. What methods are extremes have you gone to to hide these visual rapists?

-Describe your perfect day.

-What keeps you coming back to KBC?

-What is your favorite part about Christmas?

-If you could live in the universe of one horror movie and befriend the killer, which would it be and why?

-If you could battle one movie bad guy, who would it be (and why)?

-Name your favorite game on every system you have ever owned.

-Its Survivor Series and God has asked you to put together the best 4 men in all of wrestling history (dead or alive). Who are your men and who would they face?

-Which wrestler's death hit you hardest?

-You seemed to have some kickass birthdays growing up. What were your parents like?

-What is one thing you would never let your kid take part in?

-Do you want a boy or a girl?

-When will you let your kid watch violent or sexual movies?

-What will the theme be for your kid's firth birthday?

-Will there be birthing/feeding pics?

-And as always, if you were to die tomorrow, what would you want want to say to your family and friends?

(09-26-2011 05:13 PM)Wigglez Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 05:11 PM)That Guy Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 05:07 PM)Wigglez Wrote:  I now know how to bootleg legally.

Care to explain?

Well, there are lots of gray areas when it comes to piracy. Do yourself a favor and check out some books on the matter. The Pirates Dilemma is a good one as well as anything regarding Clintons Internet Privacy Act.

My dad has 2 lawsuits being thrown at him right now for stealing movies on the internet. Any advice on a defense?

(09-26-2011 02:22 PM)Wigglez Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 01:02 PM)_L_ Wrote:  No sell?

I'm right on top of it rose.

still need that q.e.d. report, sue ellen

(09-26-2011 06:06 PM)Peezy Wrote:  Where is the goddamn sex tape you posted one time and will you make another with the new girl since it seems long lost?

best question for Wiggz, should have been asked in the original post.

I try to leave shit open for other people to ask. Also I was drunk when I made this thread, whatever that means.