(09-26-2011 05:49 PM)Turdy McSmutbags Wrote: If you had to choose one KBC'er to lose your butt-cherry to, who would it be and why?
Whoever has the most money and smallest wanger.
(09-26-2011 05:57 PM)Angleslam Wrote: Lots of Questions:
1. Everyone knows that you're the poster boy for masculinity here at KBC. What is your definition of what makes a man a man?
Not letting a woman pull bullshit on you. If you’re in a relationship and it’s Monday night football and your team is playing like mine was tonight, you say ‘I’m going out to watch the gameâ€. If she says but I want to be with you, and you stay, you lose your man card.
2. Give an example of a time that you were watching a porn and something just happened randomly that just made you explode with laughter.
Anytime it’s a Bukkake and one of the guys has one of those drizzles to his cum, where it doesn’t shoot out, it just oozes out a little, makes me laugh my ass off. I always say about the next guy “Me next, everyone knows I go after the drizzler!â€
3. What specific kind of metal do you listen to? I know you're some what of a metalhead but I've never seen you post in many metal-related threads and have always been interested to find out what you liked
When it comes to music, I am not picky at all. I prefer metal/classic rock to almost any other genre of music. But I jam to anything. Metal though, right now I’m listening to a lot of Bolt Thrower, Manowar and Testament. I prefer that mystical 80’s high pitch whaling metal.
4. What's the story on the ex that had breast cancer that caused the fall-out?
She is in prison. I’ll go into details on that some other time. She is a piece of shit and I am grateful to everyone that helped me out with that donation thing back then. I feel bad because we aren’t together anymore, but you guys were really helping me out, and I am forever grateful for that.
5. What is your top 5 favorite wrestling PPV's of all-time?
King of the Ring 93
King of the Ring 94
Wrestlemania 9
Wrestlemania X
Royal Rumble 92
6. If you didn't live in Texas, where else would you like to live?
Tokyo, Japan. I have a thing for the bizarre and weirdness of Japan. Here, I am just weird and different, in Japan, I’d be a folk hero.
7. Have you ever visited Vinnie Paul's Clubhouse or went to a Dallas Mavericks game? If yes to either, how was it?
Not a big fan of Pantera or the club/bar scene.
(09-26-2011 06:19 PM)Chris Wrote: Questions:
"Runner up would be getting busted for bootlegging Superman Returns. But because of that whole charade, I now know how to bootleg legally."
-Can you expand on what happened? When/how you got busted and what followed?
This is when I wasn’t as efficient at what I do, and I got a knock at the door and I got served with a court summons regarding my download of Superman Returns. I had to get a lawyer and try to fight a 25K fine and he ended up teaching me a lot about the legalities of piracy, which are changing every day. It turned out that Comcast had violated my privacy by reporting my activity to Warner Bros and the case was thrown out. Just remember to use public trackers where each file you are downloading is split into dozend of .rar formats that you have to extract and you can not be held accountable for them. That’s the jist of it. Redistribution however, is a longer story.
-You and I share a hatred for cords, cables, and anything that isn't wireless. What methods are extremes have you gone to to hide these visual rapists?
Staple gun. If you can’t get it wireless, get a staple gun and staple those fucking wires behind your desk or entertainment center. Behind my entertainment center is a sheet rock massacre of mangled cords and staples. Out of sight, out of mind.
-Describe your perfect day.
Wake up late, eat Fuzzy Taco breakfast. Watch some bad 80’s direct to video movies starring Jesse Ventura or Dolph Lundgren or some other bad action star, then maybe start pounding some beers, knock back some sour patch kids, maybe go to a wrestling show if one is around or watch some old PPVs, play some Tetris and get a blojob. I’m easy. Doesn’t take much to make my perfect day happen.
-What keeps you coming back to KBC?
Mostly the people here. I love their opinions, their wit, their replies, the types of threads they post. It really feels like a home away from home. SHC, Peezy, Bonecrusher, Jae0 and many others keep me highly entertained and I would welcome them in my home and embrace them as brothers/sisters.
-What is your favorite part about Christmas?
Football, food and getting presents. And I love all the good holiday sales on electronics.
-If you could live in the universe of one horror movie and befriend the killer, which would it be and why?
Hmmmmmm… I’m going to go with George Romeros ‘Of the Dead’ series and be friends with Flyboy, Roger and Steven from Dawn.
-If you could battle one movie bad guy, who would it be (and why)?
Freddy. With both of our smartass wits, it would make some interesting dialogue. Bad movie one liners all around.
-Name your favorite game on every system you have ever owned.
Jesus. Too tough to ask. I’ve had to many systems. I’ll put it this way, my favorite game of all time is Tetris on NES and I love the entire Resident Evil Series.
-Its Survivor Series and God has asked you to put together the best 4 men in all of wrestling history (dead or alive). Who are your men and who would they face?
Team Wigglez:
Bret Hart
Owen Hart
Kevin Von Erich
Bruiser Brody
Team they would face:
Kamala
Bastian Booger
Papa Shango
Doink the Clown
-Which wrestler's death hit you hardest?
Owen Hart. I cried so much the raw after Over the Edge. I’m almost getting teary eyed thinking about it. He was my second favorite after Bret. It’s just tragic all around.
-You seemed to have some kickass birthdays growing up. What were your parents like?
They were very hands off. Tought me to be able to make my own decisions. My mom and I were close when I was a kid and my dad worked 18 hours a day to take care of me so he wasn’t around much, but I understood why. Now it’s the opposite. I don’t get along with my mother at all and my dad is my best friend.
-What is one thing you would never let your kid take part in?
Being a pussy or whining. My kid will be tough as nails.
-Do you want a boy or a girl?
Girl. I can have a daddys little girl and love on her, if I have a son I know I will make him do all the things I wish I should have done and stuck too and he will resent me for it.
-When will you let your kid watch violent or sexual movies?
Yes. And I will do exactly what my parents did and explain to them that they are MOVIES. Not real. My parents raised me on Texas Chainsaw Massacre, It was my favorite movie. But I also understood it wasn’t real. I think people nowadays have a big problem with distinguishing between real world and fake world.
-What will the theme be for your kid's firth birthday?
First or Fifth? Typo. First will probably be something easy, Batman, Dallas Cowboys or just generic stuff. Fifth, I will do what my mom do, take whatever their favorite thing at the time is and make it that. I loved my mom for that. I always had great themed birthdays and continue to to this day.
-Will there be birthing/feeding pics?
I just bought a Sony Bloggie.
-And as always, if you were to die tomorrow, what would you want want to say to your family and friends?
Just throw me in the garbage.
Just know that I am thankful to those who were there for me and that I hope those who were against me join me soon.
(09-26-2011 06:06 PM)Peezy Wrote: Where is the goddamn sex tape you posted one time and will you make another with the new girl since it seems long lost?
Solar has to have it. I t was deleted from XTube for being too violent and violating the terms of services.
(09-26-2011 09:49 PM)Citizen_KK Wrote: As a fairly recent newcomer to this whole community, you seem to be infamous for your violent tendencies, be they physical or banhammer. Can those of us not in the know just get a little background on why this is?
In 2007, I was arrested for beating up my then girlfriend of 8 years. I posted the arrest report and mugshots which contained detailed descriptions of what I did to her. Ever since then, the legacy of Wigglez was born.