Blind, deaf, or paraplegic. Pick one.

(09-07-2011 01:14 PM)Brulos Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 11:30 AM)peachfuzz Wrote:  

(09-06-2011 06:13 PM)Brulos Wrote:  i wanna hang with peachfuzz one day, but id like to hang with him by myself, no offense to will..but you dont get to know people by hanging with them when they are around other people. I hang with this guy from my job outside of work..when hes around certain coworkers he acts different when its just he and I...people are weird like that.

Then peachfuzz would see that Im just a quiet fat dude IRL who hangs with his animals and wife and doesnt leave his house, but we should hang one friday after I get off work unless you work days (i work nights)

Sounds good to me, dude. I'm not really anything other than a quiet, fat dude either, so we can be quiet fat dudes just quietly sharing a beer while quietly looking at each other awkwardly across a quiet table.

People would think we're on our first gay date.

Who says we wouldn't be?

We could fall in love and make sweet, sweet, sweaty fatmandudesex in my car in the parking lot.

Same result I guess. But the big freeze theory as you first posted it was assuming gravity was pulling everything into black holes, and everything would then become a singularity.

Either way it's neat as fuck and fun times.

(09-07-2011 12:46 PM)SnowBeltChamp Wrote:  WOW... that gift story and bike story wow man... thank you for sharing then taking it to the next level... you sir seem to "get" why I wanted to do these.... FANTASTIC !


Happiest moment of your life?

This has always been a strange question to me because I've gone through a bunch of the shit that other people have when they say "Oh, it's the day I got married/was asked to get engaged/had a kid," and whatever else.

The truth for me is that when I asked my wife to marry me, we were drunk and it was on New Year's just after midnight. It was the complete cliche story of every douchebag marriage proposal.

The day I actually got married, I was too nervous and frustrated with everything/everyone to actually enjoy the moment. I fucking hate being the center of attention, and I had like 250 people just staring at me for hours on end. Then, either this, or that didn't work out. Or people didn't show, or whatever. And then, we had to stand there after we were married, and shake everyone's hand when they came up to us in this huge fucking long line. Don't even get me started on the fucking pictures. I've always hated weddings, and mine own was no different.

When my kid was born, I was so fucking shocked, that I couldn't feel/hear anything at all. The doctor took her out of the wife's pussy parts, and laid my newborn daughter on the wife's stomach, and I just stared at the little thing like "Hoooooooooooly fuck...." Doctorman actually had to call my name five times to cut the cord before I snapped out of it and was able to function. The moment didn't miss me, but it wasn't anything at all like I expected. Then, she had to stay in the hospital a few more days because she had jaundice, and had to have sessions under these special blue lights in order to take care of that.

I'll tell you, for as much as I enjoy my kid now that she's getting to be old enough to like not die in her sleep and such, I was just as equally fucking worried sick about her every single day/night for the first 16 or so months of her life.

The happiest moment in my life is probably really cheesy and stupid to everyone, but here it goes...

When I was 17, I met this one girl (I still won't say her name online because she asked me not to once back in like 2002) through ICQ. I was in the habit of trolling girls through their search program, and I started randomly talking to her one night. Right from saying "hey a/s/l," it was like we'd known each other our entire lives. The first night we talked online until the break of dawn, and then we continued to just talk for hours upon hours every single night either on the phone, or online.

Well, I finally ask her if she wanted to meet up one night (She lived 30 miles away), and she said that she'd love to. So, I drive to pick her up, and I cannot fucking find her house to save my life. I drive back and forth, up and down her street for almost two hours looking for her, and I just couldn't find her fucking house. Finally, I decided to make one final pass before leaving, and boom, there she was sitting on her porch steps (in the middle of January, mind you) waiting for me to get there. I swing my van into the nearest driveway, and actually dent the shit out of the side of it due to a big snow bank.

I brought her back to my house, and we just sat and talked for hours and hours. There was absolutely zero sexual tension, or even the allusion to sex in the least. It was just exactly like your best friend came home from the military after so many months, and you're just picking right up where you left off. Nothing about the conversation ever felt forced, and to this day, even when we have gone through really rough times together, nothing has ever once, even for a split second, felt like an awkward moment.

I tell her that I fell in love with her the moment she got in the van that first night because she got in, and no sooner did she say "hi," than did she take her shoes off and put her feet up on the dashboard. I took that in my mind as a complete sense of comfort, and that little gesture just struck something deep in me.

Anyway, this kind of thing goes on for over six months. I would go and pick her up every single free chance that I had, and we would sit and just talk with absolutely zero sexual insistence. We weren't dating, we were just really good friends. Of course though, I started falling abso-freaking-lutely in love with this girl, and finally in mid-August, I made a move.

We were laying on my upstairs living room floor just talking and laughing, and I rolled over to my side and just kissed her. She wasn't freaked out by it one iota, and it just seemed absolutely natural. We still didn't have penetration sex for like two months after that.

Though that one single kiss opened a Pandora's Box of shit to be rained down on my life over the course of the following seven or so years, I still feel that first kiss like she's sitting here kissing me right now.

I'd say that was truly the happiest moment in my life.

(09-07-2011 10:02 PM)cowtzu Wrote:  Same result I guess. But the big freeze theory as you first posted it was assuming gravity was pulling everything into black holes, and everything would then become a singularity.

Either way it's neat as fuck and fun times.

My apologies. I didn't mean to infer that everything will get pulled into black holes, though I can see how you'd read it that way from what I said. I just meant to say that black holes will run into other matter at some points, and will gobble that shit up when it happens while giving you the Big Freeze definition I just did.

That's really sweet. Cool that you can look back unjaded by what happened afterward. I can't do that. Everything that was once special with any chick, is now bullshit lies and infuriating.

(09-07-2011 09:52 PM)LizzyJae Wrote:  Blind, deaf, or paraplegic. Pick one.

Deaf. I fucking HATE relying on other people to take care of me. It makes me feel like I'm imposing on them, and I just get a super uncomfortable, creepy feeling. It's weird.

I'm pretty sure that I could take care of myself if I were deaf, plus I learned how to say "wicked clowns will never die" in sign language at the Gathering, so I should already be all set.

Bwa hahaha. Thats what I would pick. Id rather be deaf than unable to see or move. Plus sign language is sexy.

edit: lololol

Dogs or cats, and why?

(09-07-2011 10:34 PM)cowtzu Wrote:  That's really sweet. Cool that you can look back unjaded by what happened afterward. I can't do that. Everything that was once special with any chick, is now bullshit lies and infuriating.

It took a LONG time to be able to do that. It also took a lot of heartache and headache as well. I'm not going to type out our entire relationship, but it pretty much consisted of me chasing her, us getting together (even living together for almost two years at one point), then breaking up because she couldn't deal with commitment and would do something stupid in order to cause us to part ways... rinse, repeat over the course of six years.

The absolute best times, and the absolute worst times in my life have been directly associated with that girl.

My philosophy on the whole "not jaded" thing though, is that it just doesn't matter in the whole scale of things. Being jaded about pretty much anything serves only to make a bad situation worse, and adds more bullshit to your life. To me, drama is just a crutch that people have to use in order to feel like they have a purpose.

I'm not saying I feel like I have a purpose, far from it. Instead, I'm asking "what the fuck does it matter if I have a purpose or not?"

(09-07-2011 10:49 PM)That Guy Wrote:  Dogs or cats, and why?

I used to be a cat person, but I've changed... not only because I somehow randomly became allergic to them like 2.5 years ago, but because they're absolutely untrainable, and aren't companions at all. Cats are fucking ornaments, and that's it.

You can have just a good of a time with a great dog as you can one of your best friends. They are loyal, intelligent, friendly, and can sit there and drink a beer with you like one of the guys next to a campfire on an outdoors vacation.

Shit, if you took a cat out to the woods, they'd fucking take off and get eaten by a bear in about 3 seconds flat.

Not all cats. Used to have one that walked on a leash, and rode everywhere with me in the car. He was a fucking pimp.

Every dog I've had would just run away and get lost the minute you let them off their leash. They're fucking stupid, and in my experience, untrainable. Cats, you just give them a litter box when they're a week old and they're good to go. I also had one that I trained to sing.

They're both stupid

(09-07-2011 10:58 PM)peachfuzz Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 10:49 PM)That Guy Wrote:  Dogs or cats, and why?

I used to be a cat person, but I've changed... not only because I somehow randomly became allergic to them like 2.5 years ago, but because they're absolutely untrainable, and aren't companions at all. Cats are fucking ornaments, and that's it.

You can have just a good of a time with a great dog as you can one of your best friends. They are loyal, intelligent, friendly, and can sit there and drink a beer with you like one of the guys next to a campfire on an outdoors vacation.

Shit, if you took a cat out to the woods, they'd fucking take off and get eaten by a bear in about 3 seconds flat.

I dunno about all that. Cats are just more independent and less slave-like than dogs.

Although, I watched a pitbull chug two beers and eat a massive weed brownie at a campout I went to awhile back, that was pretty awesome.

(09-07-2011 11:02 PM)cowtzu Wrote:  Not all cats. Used to have one that walked on a leash, and rode everywhere with me in the car. He was a fucking pimp.

Every dog I've had would just run away and get lost the minute you let them off their leash. They're fucking stupid, and in my experience, untrainable. Cats, you just give them a litter box when they're a week old and they're good to go. I also had one that I trained to sing.

I've only ever not been able to train one dog, and that is the one my parent's currently have. Every dog I've ever had, or even been around, I've at least taught to stay by me without a leash, and basic commands like sit, stay, and heel.

I dunno, I also don't see the point of owning a pet that you can't really have fun with.

What's the first thing you do when you walk into someone's house who has a cat?

*kissy face*
"Here kitty, kitty!"
*pet, pet, pet*
"Ok, now go the fuck away."

What's the first thing you do when you walk into someone's house who has a dog?

*dog comes up to you*
"Arrrrrrrrrrgh.. woof woof"
*get on all fours and attempt to wrestle dog*
*completely get your ass kicked, but have a great fucking time doing it*
*go to sit on the couch all out of breath*
"Get over here, Rover"
*scratch head and pet until you've recovered enough to start another wrestling session*
*question why you even came to see to your friends house for your actual friends because the dog is more awesome than they are*

(09-07-2011 11:04 PM)That Guy Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 10:58 PM)peachfuzz Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 10:49 PM)That Guy Wrote:  Dogs or cats, and why?

I used to be a cat person, but I've changed... not only because I somehow randomly became allergic to them like 2.5 years ago, but because they're absolutely untrainable, and aren't companions at all. Cats are fucking ornaments, and that's it.

You can have just a good of a time with a great dog as you can one of your best friends. They are loyal, intelligent, friendly, and can sit there and drink a beer with you like one of the guys next to a campfire on an outdoors vacation.

Shit, if you took a cat out to the woods, they'd fucking take off and get eaten by a bear in about 3 seconds flat.

I dunno about all that. Cats are just more independent and less slave-like than dogs.

Although, I watched a pitbull chug two beers and eat a massive weed brownie at a campout I went to awhile back, that was pretty awesome.

People mistake dogs loyalty and willingness to do shit for you for "slave-like" behavior.

If I asked one of my friends to grab me a beer out of the fridge, they'd do it. A dog acts the same way, they're just do it more happily.

Cats exhibit no such behavior, and only give a shit that you're there because you give them food and water. That isn't companionship. That's assholishness. Fuck you, cat.

When I go to someones house with a cat, the cat ends up in my lap on its back getting a belly rub and purring and rubbing its face allover me

A dog sticks it's nose in my crotch and watches me eat and I just wish the whole time it would go away.

Well then, your crotch must smell as amazing as your food.

My crotch is fanfuckingtastic

If only computer monitors came in 4-D.

i have a boy thats native american, i believe he said cherokee. i know he gets x amount from the govt every other month or so. do you?

I don't get shit because my mother is white, and any annuity payments (which come from the nation itself, not the US government) go by a matriarchal lineage.

The really funny thing is that I'm exactly 50% native, and that means I have more Native American blood in me than like 75% off people enrolled.

Every white person says they have Cherokee in them anyway.

♥ me some peachfuzz

i have no indian in me.

(09-15-2011 04:37 PM)honey badger Wrote:  i have no indian in me.

Want a little?

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