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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
Yep, you posted it in the KBC mixtape thread. Too bad that never happened.
So I decided to kill off the bottle of tequila I had tonight. I'm hot as fuck like I've got a fever, but only the soles of my feet are sweating. It's kinda pissing me off.
(08-14-2011 03:02 PM)Wigglez Wrote: that guy is a hero.
(01-06-2012 09:39 PM)honey badger Wrote: i wish i packed a tree trunk like that guy.
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| 12-27-2011 04:38 AM |
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
I forgot tp post here last night dammit! I wasn't really fucked up, just feeling good after a few JagerBombs and some good smoke so I guess it's ok.
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| 12-27-2011 01:44 PM |
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
I've never had any drink that has "bomb" in the name.
(08-14-2011 03:02 PM)Wigglez Wrote: that guy is a hero.
(01-06-2012 09:39 PM)honey badger Wrote: i wish i packed a tree trunk like that guy.
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| 12-27-2011 04:51 PM |
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
Not intoxicated, just wanna say fuck today. Forgot I had court until I woke up and started feeling like I was forgetting something, found out Tony Iommi's got lymphoma, and I've got a headache that rivals the ones I get from reading posts by iLLy and cowtzu. I'm not black though, so at least there's that.
(08-14-2011 03:02 PM)Wigglez Wrote: that guy is a hero.
(01-06-2012 09:39 PM)honey badger Wrote: i wish i packed a tree trunk like that guy.
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| 01-09-2012 09:27 AM |
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
(01-09-2012 09:27 AM)That Guy Wrote: Not intoxicated, just wanna say fuck today. Forgot I had court until I woke up and started feeling like I was forgetting something, found out Tony Iommi's got lymphoma, and I've got a headache that rivals the ones I get from reading posts by iLLy and cowtzu. I'm not black though, so at least there's that.
That always sucks man, hope your court date goes well.
It'll go better than any black mans ever will!
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
Alright, now I'm fucked up. Weed, rum, and sleep deprivation.
(08-14-2011 03:02 PM)Wigglez Wrote: that guy is a hero.
(01-06-2012 09:39 PM)honey badger Wrote: i wish i packed a tree trunk like that guy.
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
(01-09-2012 11:01 PM)That Guy Wrote: Alright, now I'm fucked up. Weed, whiskey, and sleep deprivation.
We're like... fucked up bros or something!
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
I'm still bitter over buying my older brother a 40 year old bottle of rum when I was in the Dominican Republic and then the fucker went and drank it without me.
"I'd leave you naked and ashamed, crying in a corner when I was finished. You'd be like a Natalie Imbruglia song when I was done."-Wigglez
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| 01-11-2012 09:50 AM |
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
I'd be pissed. Then again, it couldn't be any more potent than 151, which is what I usually drink.
(08-14-2011 03:02 PM)Wigglez Wrote: that guy is a hero.
(01-06-2012 09:39 PM)honey badger Wrote: i wish i packed a tree trunk like that guy.
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| 01-11-2012 05:13 PM |
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
alcohol doesn't get stronger with age.. But the taste/smoothness change dramatically.. Beer is sometimes aged in whiskey/bourbon barrels where they will gain a percent or two but its not like a bottle of Jack will magically turn into 120proof after a few years maybe if sugar is added but def not a sealed store bought bottle.. That being said I'm willing to bet that 40yr old bottle was probably 100 times more enjoyable then Bacardi 151
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
I just came in to say high.
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
So I came up with this awesome money-making scheme on my way home from work tonight. Basically, you make a slightly nicer version of a porta potty, put it across the street or down the block from a strip club, and charge $2-$5 for people to go in there and jack off (putting the money into the bill/change/card slot would unlock the door). It'd be like those booths in porn stores, only on the street.
Now I just need about $100,000 to produce/place them, and a steady stream of mexicans to clean them a few times a day.
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
I know California (San Fan I think) used to have pay bathrooms that actually self cleaned themself.. Not sure if they ever caught on or if they faded away..
I seen it on some drug documentary.. I guess the drug addicts/homeless basically just took them over... But yea every time someone left the entire room would get washed out and dried it was actually really cool.. They were also much bigger then normal little bathrooms you see at concerts and fairs or what not..I think they only cost like a quarter of fifty cents though.. I'd much rather pay up to $1 for a semi clean stench free bathroom (can't remember if they had sinks I think so) then the free shit filled disgusting bathrooms your normally see at events
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
Never heard of those, that's a great idea.
It would cost up to five dollars because masturbation would be greatly encouraged. Imagine how much money could be made off of homeless people who want to fap, but don't want an indecent exposure charge.
(08-14-2011 03:02 PM)Wigglez Wrote: that guy is a hero.
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LOL you could provide security/doormen for the strippers to take customers in.. F the champange room 2012 is all about the bathroom LOL this would rule
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
Eh, fuck it. I was gonna PM these but I'm sure a few others are curious too. Don't have any of BTK & I together so if people don't wanna believe that's on them. Without further adieu, here's L-Poo & BTK:
L-Poo & I one Halloween. I was the pimp & she was my hoe
L-Poo head shot
L-Poo body shot
BTK
BTK (this does her body no justice and pic isn't even that bad)
Mary & I at a Lions game before she left in '09. She looks a lil' older at times, but she is quite awesome.
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
These forums need a plus respect option. I'd be adding to Fro right now. I forgot about posting about the rum in this thread. I was told the rum was amazing. It was pretty decently expensive. I about about to crank up brewing some more beer this week, so in two weeks I will be getting pretty toasty. My best friend now refuses to drink beer unless it is something I have made.
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
I need to be intoxicated in the near future, I've been sober for way too goddamn long.
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
If I could be any sort of fucked up right now, it'd be mushrooms. I'd even pass up the weed I usually smoke with them if it meant I could have five or six grams.
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
Shrooms is cool but I gotta be alone or with someone on my level to fuck around cuz them things fuck me up. LoL, that reminds me of a time with this one bitch that I don't know her name but I woke up with no money but a bag of shrooms in my pocket. I'm out bro, seepy poo but I'm glad we talked bout shrooms cuz that actually might bump a "Freaky Tale" cuz I had forgot about it. Hopefully that all made sense cuz I dunno what I typed lol
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
the last few times drinking nothing but bad shit has happened... I am starting to hate it again... either I have been just a bit more sober then my friends only to watch in horror as they acted like completely assholes... or being so black out drunk I did horrible things myself only to find out via emails and FB messages the next day... I am 31yrs old and I feel like drinking is already going to be the death of me or at least take my freedom for sure...
I am in between jobs right now so I know it's the whole idol hands are the devils play ground thing... but I am starting to think there is actually more going on... almost as if I want bad shit to happen.. like I am becoming self destructive on purpose...I am waiting to hear back on an amazing job and I have to admit I am scared if I don't get it all hell will break loose... something that amazes me here at KBC I am considered mr. morals... it really makes me laugh because irl I am pretty much the exact opposite...I just really hope this job works out because if not I am afraid the devil is going to win and the path of destruction is going to be immense...
not really looking for advice or anything just have a lot on my mind and needed to vent... so thanks That Guy for having this little place I could do just that
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
I know you wasn't looking for advice SBC but as the pastor of positivity around these parts I have to chime in. Whenever I feel like I'm gonna go into "self destruct" mode I think about the people it's really going to hurt, which is your friends/family. We all get down at times, even the highest of us, how you react helps define you as a person. If all else fails look at it like this: you're an intelligent white male in America, things could be much worse
Whatever goes on I wish you well homeboy, you're good people.
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Thanks Fro... was just in a really shitty mood this morning... I appreciate it... High Five to being White LOL
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| 02-25-2012 09:46 PM |
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RE: This is where I'll post when I'm fucked up
Yeah, if I've learned anything in the past year or so, it's that what you put out comes back to you, and not just materialistically but mentally and emotionally as well.
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Day one of quitting smoking. Anxiety level is through the roof, rage level is catching up to it slowly but surely.
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