And by first time I mean that you busted a nut to because I've been tugging on my junk as far back as I can remember. When I was real little I used to put a quilt on the ground and get naked and lay at one end and would roll in the quilt till I was wrapped up like a burrito or like a glow worm and just go to town even though I had no concept of what I was doing.



Fast forward many many years and I knew a little bit more about masturbation. I would say I was 11 or 12 so I still didn't know a lot but I knew if I tugged on myself long enough something would happen. I didn't know what would happen but I knew it was something special.

Thing was I didn't have nor had I ever seen real porn. The closest to porn I had seen was Red Shoe Diaries. For some reason that night there was no soft core on anywhere. But I was watching this movie that had a girl riding a guy...

That movie was Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings.

That should tell you enough. The scene only lasted about 45 seconds and it was a big titty blonde girl riding a big fat nasty fat man that was hairy and wearing a cowboy hat. If you've seen the movie oyu know how far from sexy this scene is and it borderlines on absolutely disgusting. But that night it was really doing it for me. It was on VHS and had that grainy shitty quality feel to it and I must have rewound it a billion and 1/2 times. It took literally hours for me to climax but when I did and that first show of salty goo came blasting out, I will never forget the feeling of euphoria that came with it. From that day on I dont think I have gone more than 1/2 day without blowing a load.

Not long after I stole a tape called North Pole Vol. 2 from Video Gallery. It would be my first experience with hard core porn. I had no idea what to expect. The first scene starts and my head turned sideways like a confused dog. It blew my mind and I blew my load. To hide the tape I took apart the VHS and took the spools of tape out and put them in the VHS case of a movie I knew noone would ever want to borrow, Thirteenth Floor! It stayed their until this very day.

Of course getting accompanied with hardcore porn for a few years before I had my first sexual experience with a girl wasn't at all a flaw. In fact, I was only familiar wiht how Peter North put it down. So when it came time to lose my virginity I emulated what I had seen Mr. North do. And when I was about to cum, I pulled out and blasted on my gf at the times face. She didn't know what to think, say or do. And I felt like a god.

My first time masturbating was when i was five..with my pee wee herman doll :/

I'm sure it was around the time I discovered my older brother's magazine stash.

Maybe one day when I'm drunk I'll tell you.

Fucking tease.

i think i was in the bath one day and the water was still running from the faucet... just scooted up there a bit while laying down .....and yeh

mine was in the bath
that's all i really remember
it was probably actually 10,000 times ago

(05-31-2010 03:00 PM)Wigglez Wrote:  Fucking tease.

3 years old after finding my dad's Penthouse mags with the head of my huge Pink Panther.

HAPPY NOW

lolol

KBC girls...rubbing their 'ginas way before we should've.

I dont really remember when I think it was around 10-11 anyways I think I was looking at some Gen13 comics a JC Penny catalog or something more than likley some kinda comics.

I remember the first time was watching Tapanga from Boy Meets World...then Revenge of the Nerds...

(05-31-2010 03:13 PM)Pinkish Wrote:  KBC girls...rubbing their 'ginas way before we should've.

troof

hot tub jet

(05-31-2010 03:13 PM)Pinkish Wrote:  KBC girls...rubbing their 'ginas way before we should've.

I was touching myself when I was little but I didnt achieve orgasm from it til I got a lot older and realized it wasnt a horribly sinful disgusting dirty thing like i'd been lead to believe.


But sometimes I still like to pretend its a horribly sinful disgusting dirty thing.

GAH i remember my mother caught me and did the whole WHAT ARE YOU DOING
mind you i was 5..
and i proceeded to lay on the ground and say
"I just do it like this!" one of two times in my life i got a spanking..
HOW DARE SHE TRY TO KEEP ME FROM SOMETHING SO PLEASUREFUL

(05-31-2010 03:17 PM)Pinkish Wrote:  GAH i remember my mother caught me and did the whole WHAT ARE YOU DOING
mind you i was 5..
and i proceeded to lay on the ground and say
"I just do it like this!" one of two times in my life i got a spanking..
HOW DARE SHE TRY TO KEEP ME FROM SOMETHING SO PLEASUREFUL

so much win

(05-31-2010 03:17 PM)Pinkish Wrote:  GAH i remember my mother caught me and did the whole WHAT ARE YOU DOING
mind you i was 5..
and i proceeded to lay on the ground and say
"I just do it like this!" one of two times in my life i got a spanking..
HOW DARE SHE TRY TO KEEP ME FROM SOMETHING SO PLEASUREFUL

Yeah what the fucks up with that shit!?
Fucking parents!
IT AINT HURTIN NO BODY!

ITS NOT LIKE I WAS OUT FUCKIN OTHER PEOPLE I WAS JUST FUCKIN MYSELF!

ITS NATURAL!

do you southern folk still call masturbating hunchin'?

Mine was to my grandfather's playboy when I was like 8......then on to scrambled cable porn at 12......

britney spears hit me baby one more time first time i ever busted a nut...

how old are you?

Nikki Cox from Unhappily Ever After.

(05-31-2010 03:21 PM)Pinkish Wrote:  do you southern folk still call masturbating hunchin'?

Hahhaaa I never have but I do know people who say that! First time I ever heard it I was like "Huwha?

old enough... but like wigglez i would tug my shit w/o knowing about busting a nut... but that video was the first time...

somewhere between 5 and 7 when i found my stepdad's porno stash.
he used to keep them in his bottom dresser drawer. when i was done with them i'd throw them under his bed. it's almost like i wanted to get caught.

i find sharing the same printed material with grandfathers and fathers disturbing.

knowing their hands were all up on their dick touching the pages.

i was too young to think about that shit.